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By lord24 - 21/11/2015 00:16 - Russian Federation

Today, I'm celebrating my birthday in Russia. While we were enjoying a sauna, one of the guests decided to add water in order to make steam. It wasn’t water, it was vodka. You can imagine the rest. FML

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kusje 31

Wednesday 27 April 2016 18:08

Actually, I cannot imagine the rest. Please explain

Kaalschneid 21

Thursday 28 April 2016 0:09

science class, kids! alcohol has to be over 140 proof (70 alcohol per volume) to be flammable. most vodka (even in Russia) is 60-120 proof. so, unless it was stronger than average vodka, it would not have caught fire. if it was over 140 proof, it wold have still taken an open flame to ignite it. most likely: vodka evaporated and turned into gas, and got everyone VERY drunk. your lungs absorb alcohol WAY quicker and more direct than your stomach, because you're stomach makes alcohol go through the liver before the bloodstream. the lungs are a direct line to the bloodstream. instant shitface. KaalSchneid the science alcoholic guy.

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kivutar 6

Thursday 28 April 2016 2:24

No stereotypes at all here...

sighlifeman 12

Thursday 28 April 2016 5:26

Someone says fire? well at least you're alive, b-day to remember..

catanita 18

Thursday 28 April 2016 9:09

Happy birthday!

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