By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 18:38 - United States - Canton

Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML
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CrazyMelvin 14

That's a pretty good talent actually. If the power ever goes out and you need to put the acne cream on, you're all set:)

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XCrazyMofo2010X 17

Well you should be proud of that memory of yours

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thomcmoore 23

You mean...you memorized the face you've seen and felt all your life? FYL for sure...

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jixiekat 14

he's memorized the acne, not his face...

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iheartstupid 4

You should try tea tree oil. You can find it at natural food kind of stores, and it works amazingly. I had horrible acne for all of 2013 and I started using tea tree oil right after Christmas, and it's already clearing up. Seriously, try it.

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xThatOneWeirdGuy 18

Maybe that's a rule of thumb that the acne cream doesn't work for you? xD

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Curlytwirly22 17

It's okay Dude you should see my face it will make you see your face as an angel's face...I mean it !!!!!

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sadistmonkey 19

Don't worry OP, World War I did eventually end...

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

there goes my appetite

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squideth 18

Aww poor dudebro, might want to stay away from FML if that's all it takes.

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The_Big_Boss 20

Not hard to memorize if it's that bad op. just know to apply it everywhere

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flufee2 27

way to look on the bright side op ;)

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