Miscellaneous: Today, I'm on a train, feeling good because I got upgraded to...

By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 12:49

Today, I'm on a train, feeling good because I got upgraded to first class. The man opposite me just slid me a note saying, "Wee plooky cunt, fuck off!" Charming. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2012 13:53 - Australia - Perth

Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2018 20:30

Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML

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You deserved it 307

By DonMare - 22/04/2009 07:48 - Australia

Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML

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By ilovecowboys - 26/02/2010 09:09 - New Zealand

Today, on the train to work, the train guard was hot and I became stupidly nervous. I'm very shy and was trying to avoid eye-contact. He said 'THANK YOU', in a pissed off tone of voice and glared at me. I had absent-mindedly been staring in the direction of his prosthetic arm the entire time. FML

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By WhatsThatSmell - 25/02/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML

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You deserved it 4 520

By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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You deserved it 12 793

By myleghurts - 12/11/2012 06:50 - Australia - Strathfield

Today, on my way to school, I was shouted at by an obnoxious businessman for sitting down on the train when a "full fare paying passenger" was standing. I would normally have given him the seat straight away, except I have a broken leg. I showed him my leg and crutches. He still made me get up. FML

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You deserved it 3 500

By anonmys - 18/07/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML

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AverageJoey 18

Friday 30 January 2015 18:25

Slid him a another note saying "u fokin wot m8?"

Welshite 39

Friday 30 January 2015 18:21

First class doesn't mean a person has class. That man is a perfect example.

Comments

Tarlachia 33

Friday 30 January 2015 18:43

As well versed as I am in the English language, 'plooky' was a new word for me. I'm glad I'm not plooky. Thanks Google!

jojimugo 20

Friday 30 January 2015 18:44

People still do notes?

doctorhook86 24

Friday 30 January 2015 21:47

Yeh breh, paper is never gonna go away.

MrSassypants 33

Saturday 31 January 2015 0:03

Yeah. Even if we stop using paper as something to write on, paper airplanes are fun as ****.

Retaheki 27

Saturday 31 January 2015 9:00

#40, it's even worse because there are those people that don't like paper planes but collect 'origami' that looks like paper planes.

MCRbae 17

Friday 30 January 2015 18:47

that's a Scottish compliment for you

Vestin 18

Friday 30 January 2015 19:15

I'm sure second class insults sound a lot more pedestrian and unrefined...

swanheart 35

Friday 30 January 2015 19:39

What a sweet talker! Give him a Glasgow kiss to say thanks.

Asrien 8

Monday 2 February 2015 6:01

Is that anything like a Liverpool kiss?

swanheart 35

Monday 2 February 2015 11:05

Haha not sure what that is. A Glasgow kiss is a headbutt though lol

MRP360 14

Friday 30 January 2015 19:42

shoulda said "I'll *** ye up, swer on me mum"

lipun 8

Friday 30 January 2015 20:01

ask him, why did he slid this note to you, any specific reason to use the word '****'? moreover, make sure no body near you miss to watch you approaching politely asking him for clarification. this is my way, I might be wrong.