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By LearnToLive - 15/05/2012 15:59

Today, I'm on a trip to Poland with some friends. We came to experience the country's culture, and to challenge our preconceptions about this part of Europe. We had sat on a bench, and not ten seconds later, a stranger approached and asked, "How much for your friend?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 08:05 - Poland

Today, I was at the Polish border when I found my passport was gone. I contacted the last place I stayed at and the owner said he would handle it. I reluctantly agreed as I was being charged international rates. Apparently, "taking care of it" means telling the embassy I'm retarded. FML

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By SchwesterGrimm - 19/06/2016 21:41

Today, a man sat next to me on a train carriage, despite various empty seats. During a weird conversation, I told him that I'm on my way back from London after seeing a friend from Germany there. He goes on to talk about Nazis and, with one arm in the air, asks me if he's doing the salute right. FML

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By oh ffs - 25/01/2013 01:13 - United States

Today, I met with my Bolivian friend, who's vacationing here for a few weeks. Eager to show him how welcoming we are in the USA, I took him home and introduced him to my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Bolivia? That's in Europe, right? We saved your asses in World War 2." FML

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By HotToTrotskyite - 08/09/2009 17:30 - Russian Federation

Today, I was riding on the Moscow metro. My friend and I were joking around in English about taking a nap on the nerdy business man next to me. As we laughed and made comments about him, which we thought he couldn't understand, he asked, "First time in Moscow?" FML

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Abandoned

By Anonymous - 30/07/2015 06:56 - Australia

Today, while shopping with my sister, she asked me to wait for her while she quickly said hello to a friend. I sat on a bench for an hour before I realised she wasn't coming back. Turns out, "Hello" had turned into a date. FML

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All cars look the same these days

By Anonymous - 07/10/2024 06:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I hopped into what I thought was my friend’s car, sat down, and started chatting away about the trip to Vegas we were about to hit the road for. After a few moments of awkward silence, I looked up to see a terrified stranger staring at me. I was very close to getting maced. FML

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By frog - 06/11/2008 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML

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¿Dónde estás?

By Anonymous - 09/03/2015 14:24 - Spain - Zaragoza

Today, an old friend of mine landed in Spain, where he's visiting me. After a few minutes talking about where we should meet, we realized the reason he couldn't figure out where it was, was probably due to the fact that he was in Barcelona. I live in Madrid. FML

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Classic move

By Anonymous - 01/04/2022 20:00 - Canada - Saint-jérôme

Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML

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Andrew123123 9

Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:14

Reply "Same fee as your mom"

Ruffclue 9

Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:18

For a pikachu.

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lovertolover 4

Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:25

Touché 15?

reddudeover 2

Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:27

Indecent proposal, except with your friend. :p

justhanging 6

Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:27

The stranger was eager to buy your friend, but expressed no interest in buying you? That's rather insulting. F your life!

lovertolover 4

Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:29

That question mark was supposed to be a tongue face. Gah!

br0ccoli 14

Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:30

That's messed up.

eddyg94 11

Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:32

it could have been the set up to an amazing joke..

dominic1221 6

Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:34

Right, but stereotyping men in your other comment wasn't?

br0ccoli 14

Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:36

Nope. They should grow a pair and eat some perogies.

perdix 29

Tuesday 15 May 2012 23:39

That's so racist! I'll bet you ass-u-med that Polish men would find you to be the hot one, and not the ugly, haggard madam.

unoffensivename 0

Wednesday 16 May 2012 2:44

Don't hate on Poland! Polska! Polska!

perdix 29

Wednesday 16 May 2012 4:01

I wasn't hatin' on Poland, I was hatin' on the OP who held stereotypes of Poles like they prefer ugly women.

jizzwold 21

Wednesday 16 May 2012 10:29

Perdix is being down voted? Are the laws of physics on fire?

perdix 29

Wednesday 16 May 2012 13:53

Oh, yeah. It happens. The other day, my comment about a stoner from Estonia got buried! I'm having no luck with Eastern Europe, even though that's most of my ancestry.

unoffensivename 0

Thursday 17 May 2012 2:55

Perdix sorry I jumped on you but I was born in Poland and that means country means a lot to me, but that's no excuse to jump down your throat like that, I'm sorry and it was an honor to share a comment thread with you.