By Anonymous - 16/09/2015 17:16 - Japan

Today, I'm on vacation in Japan with my brother. When he said he could speak Japanese, I guess what he really meant that he's a dumbass weeaboo who only knows the words "kawaii", "baka", "sugoi" and a few others. He ended up offending two locals so much that they beat the shit out of us. FML
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Same thing different taste

Comments

Bigfabthetruth52 22

They beat the shit out you two when you probably looked like tourist and were more than likely speaking broken Japanese? That sucks that they would take that situation to an unnecessary level like that.

be_cre8tive2030 13

Ugh. Sorry Op. At least now, (hopefully), your brother doesn't say those anymore, unless he is actually speaking sentences in Japanese. I hate it when people say those without actually speaking, it's really annoying.

The Japanese are typically peaceful people. I wonder what he said...

Jesus I like anime and all but I at least have the sense to look up real life Japanese etiquette before I actually go there so that shit likt this doesn't happen. FYL OP.

Gomenasai to hear that. Must've been a very kowai experience.

being able to ask "do you speak (insert your language)?" is always useful when in a country where your language isn't the default.

To be fair, they do say "すごい" an awful lot. However, your brother is a certified tool.