By Anonymous - 16/09/2015 17:16 - Japan

Today, I'm on vacation in Japan with my brother. When he said he could speak Japanese, I guess what he really meant that he's a dumbass weeaboo who only knows the words "kawaii", "baka", "sugoi" and a few others. He ended up offending two locals so much that they beat the shit out of us. FML
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imerichello 18

Sorry your brother caused you to get beat up hope you feel better OP:)

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DaRito 25

THAT SOUNDS SO KAWAII!!!!! **** weebs.

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chitochito 17

Story of my ******* life. I actually saw something like that here in Kitakyushu recently...

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MidnaLink 33

It's not really "Story of your life", unless it happens to you almost constantly.

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chitochito 17

Actually, I've seen a guy like OP's brother at least 1-2 times a month for almost my whole life. Or at least as far back as I can remember.

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nonononononono_fml 16

Either he needs to smarten up or you guys might need to learn how to get faster on your feet, OP. Good luck

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worldclassrager 39

Get a translator before you are left for dead if you get beat up too much

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christopherwilli 14

Wow those are some really aggressive Japanese people

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ElmoSaysSquishy 28

He probably accidentally, but very confidently, insulted their mothers or something. This ass whooping will probably make the idea realise that a handful of phrases is not equivalent to knowing a language.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

I watch anime myself, and I cringe at dumbasses like your brother.

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Tyyeezyjr 13

Wow he prolly thought it'd be a fun joke and then learned otherwise, sorry OP

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