By hooligyn123 - 04/09/2012 08:53 - United States

Today, I'm quite ill. My new step-mother believes that the genetic wheat allergy I got from my mother would have gone away since she's now married to my father instead. Looks like dad picked a winner. FML
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immaMonsta 8

Just be thankful that she isn't your doctor.

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DocBastard 38

Isn't that how genetics works? Your hair and eyes can change color too!

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ColdplaySucks 18

Not sure what kind of guy is attracted to stupidity. I wish more people cared about brains than looks.

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Myo_fml 20

She must have a rockin' body, it's the only clear answer.

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Urpoppy 21

I just hope that idiot hasn't reproduced yet, and never will.

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whyseeatall 4

*would of GONE away Looks like your dad fathered a winner, too.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Like you never made a mistake so common before in your life, and compared that to someone who failed genetics forever. even more moronic. Yeah, you're a winner and so perfect.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Shit, I forgot to erase that "moronic" statement Ok, thumb me down.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Shit, I forgot to erase that "moronic" statement Ok, thumb me down.

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desireev 17

65- Actually, it IS, in fact, "would have went away"... Please, for the love of God, make sure that you are correct before you go correcting somebody!

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desireev 17

I heard some of the most sad shit last week. There was a mother telling her very young teenage daughter that, "It's not sex if he doesn't kiss you! So you're in the clear, sweetie!". I choked on my Dr. Pepper when I heard that bullshit! To know that parents are condoning that shit is ridiculous! And their logic behind it is astonishing! Talk about a loss of faith in the human race! :[

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blackvyper 8

Where was this wheat allergy mumbo jumbo years ago? Where cavemen lactose/wheat intolerant? What a crock of shite!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I sense many things wrong with your comment.

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DjeePee 24

Jup, cavemen were lactose intolerant. Anymore interesting historic facts to know?

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Yarrachel 16

They certainly had those things, except that instead of taking medication or eating substitute food they would either die, not eat it, or suffer through it.

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Mifflicious 18

Many people are lactose intolerant because mammals aren't meant to drink milk as adult. Do any other animal do it? Cats, dogs and other usually get a little sick too when drinking milk, you know. Don't try to be smart when you clearly don't know anything :>

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PhishloverA 14

Yeah she's a keeper

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noisebox 1

Did he find her in the brain dead bin?

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worlds123dumbest 4

Sorry OP FYL. But on a brighter note, since your new step mommy dearest is a ditzy one, you can have A LOT of fun with her stupidity. Just thought I'd put that in there

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