By screaming monkey - 04/04/2012 10:13 - United Kingdom - Whitton

Today, I'm recovering from colon surgery. They gave me codeine as pain relief, which has made me constipated. I'm currently sat on the toilet, trying to push out what feels like a small child wrapped in barbed wire out without busting my stitches. FML
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WCARlover 34

+1 for describing it as "small child wrapped in barbed wire". I think that really adds to the imagery

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kiran_fml 5

Maybe you should ask for an alternate medicine if they offer it.

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sublimejess 0

Geez...quit your whining and take some colace already.

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neuroticallyyour_fml 17

"I'm currently sat on the toilet"? Nice job to the people who moderated this.

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freeze101mam 5

(gasp) your having a baby!! Lol sorry OP I be if hurts

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j_cat187 19

No he bleed out and died on the toilet.

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MissHayleyJames 7

So stop pushing and try again later? You don't have to force it out right now.

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Snafuusmc 12

I guess your *shades* Shit out of luck! YEEEEEEEAAAAAAGHHHGG!!! No?

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sqeakyclean 7

Yeah, you know, medicine that makes you poop. Laxatives.

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