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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 01:26 - Israel

Today, I'm sat at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I learned not to get a job as an elephant keeper at the zoo when the water at home is out for a week for renovations. FML

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Today, I spent an hour cleaning my apartment because I thought I had a date coming over. Right as they were supposed to arrive, they canceled because they “got too tired.” Now it’s just me, alone in a spotless apartment, watching a terrible documentary on Netflix. FML

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Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML

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Today, I spent all day watching sad cat adoption/rescue videos on Instagram and now I'm bummed out thinking about how mine are going to die within my lifetime. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2009 00:29 - United States

Today, I'm a 19 year-old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on Facebook. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML

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By bridetobe - 22/07/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, I'm sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML

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By Ellencrazee - 13/08/2011 10:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML

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By fall3nrain - 11/09/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I was trying to keep myself occupied due to my recent breakup. I was reading this book someone gave me about animal communication, so after a while, I figured I'd give it a shot. Then it dawned on me; I'm single, at home on a Friday night, and I'm trying to talk to my dog. FML

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By latino14 - 15/06/2012 11:27 - United States - Annapolis

Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML

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Life's a beach

By squishylog - 12/08/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML

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loveuforever 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:16

Elephants are cool though.

KingDingALing 9

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:17

Did a Hyena come along and eat out his b-hole?

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quecanada 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 6:40

Is that necessarily a bad thing?

dragonxalli 5

Saturday 18 June 2011 6:42

maybe if u did the dishes, you wouldn't have that problem

judices 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 6:43

well ain't that somethin

TheMonica 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 6:59

Hey, as long as you are enjoying yourself, that's all that matters. Everyone has different ideas of what is fun and interesting. Going out every weekend and getting wasted isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Sometimes it nice to spend some time alone at your house.

austinriley 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 7:07

yeah my Friday is shit too

tnglator 4

Saturday 18 June 2011 7:15

honey badger wuld eat that up!

alex6946 10

Saturday 18 June 2011 7:17

sounds interesting.

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 18 June 2011 7:23

Damn, don't be ashamed of the National Geographic channel.

Pi653 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 7:26

Try minecraft

amberclarkebitch 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 7:28

1st!!!!!!!

amberclarkebitch 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 7:29

nvm slow computer

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