By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 23:03 - United States - Chester

Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street for lunch. The worst part: to get the butter, I stormed in and angrily complained, saying they forgot to give it to me. I never even ordered a pizza. FML
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HowAreYouToday 34

Quick thinking, OP. Try and use that skill and become a con artist :D

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FML_14u2c 14

On a positive note, you were responsible with your bills, so thumbs up for that OP. As for going hungry, pay a bill late if possible and rely on friends and family, as long as you don't make it a habit. I like #40's comment about the FML charity. :-)

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hooligyn123 18

Phone replied to wrong Post. Curse you "smart" phone

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skyeyez9 24

Next time go to Olive Garden for the free breadsticks. And pretend you are meeting a date that never showed up (an actual FML on here awhile back).

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SirWTF 10

I used to work in fast food, and customers like you were always the worst scum I ever had the displeasure of dealing with.

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bagsoffairydust 10

Well, if you're that broke you could always sell whatever you uploaded this FML from.. As long as it wasn't a public computer or something..

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Panda_Bear18 13

I'm sorry OP :( you could always go to a Mexican restaurant and eat their free chips and salsa ! :D

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pussystank 18

Well couldn't you try out for food stamps or the salvation army???

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hooligyn123 18

Because there is this lovely fact. You can make too much for food stamps and still be broke as hell. My example: I graduated and have student loans, then was hospitalized without insurance. Result: $800/mo in just those two bills alone for the next 12 years of my life. Food stamps and SA don't care about what bills you have, they based stuff off your gross income.

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disney_blonde 16

If they don't care about your medical bills, why do they ask if you have unpaid medical bills and how much monthly payments are on the foodstamp application?

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hooligyn123 18

I was told by my local FS office that only applies for a deduction if you are disabled or elderly... 0.o Possibly the worker was incorrect?

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edgarhaasenbary 8

Better than me. I drank ranch all week last week.

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mpena 4

If you're that broke, apply for food stamps. You shouldn't have to starve like that and resort to stealing.

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hooligyn123 18

See my reply to #70

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fksfsdhfsdfh 26

Hope your financial situation gets better!

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MillerBeerTime 5

Wow, pathetic-person...; get a ******* job.

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