By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 23:03 - United States - Chester

Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street for lunch. The worst part: to get the butter, I stormed in and angrily complained, saying they forgot to give it to me. I never even ordered a pizza. FML
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By Danny is pissed - 01/12/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML
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HowAreYouToday 34

Quick thinking, OP. Try and use that skill and become a con artist :D

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pbonham 22

I don't understand how you could eat garlic butter >.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

I guess they were just REALLY hungry.

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jjacci 12

Personally I would have complained that they didn't give me my garlic BREAD. But, that's just me.

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ElementaryEdGuy 18

34 - Unless you're gay. Then they just donate money to countries that kill people like you.

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imaCONartist 15

Budget accounts never fail. Ever. I'm sorry though, OP, but it does get easier. :)

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chlorinegreen 27

So they remembered the garlic butter but forgot the pizza?

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KM96 24

Aww that really sucks. I hope you can sort out a way through it. All the best :)

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Otonashi_fml 5

You may be broke, but at least you are smart enough to think of ideas like that. Next time you are hungry meet up with a friend at their home and stay there as long as they get hungry - they will ask you if you want something, too. Or stock up on rice!

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