By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 23:03 - United States - Chester

Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street for lunch. The worst part: to get the butter, I stormed in and angrily complained, saying they forgot to give it to me. I never even ordered a pizza. FML
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By Danny is pissed - 01/12/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML
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HowAreYouToday 34

Quick thinking, OP. Try and use that skill and become a con artist :D

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badoodi 2

Get in touch with me! R u interested in a business opportunity

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yui9 4

Op your an a-hole. On behalf of everyone who owns a restaurant.

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yui9 4

Omg I just read all the comments. Your all losers.

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Ugi 26

Don't you know anybody who could help you with some food until next payday? This is why I fully expect to be supporting my children until the are about 40! FYL

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20minutesto9 23

It sucks that you're broke, but there's no reason for you to be rude to the workers like that. I'm sure they would have still given it to you if you were calm and polite about it.

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dragoongirl90 34

Wow. It's people like you who make life in the food business hell.

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