By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 23:03 - United States - Chester

Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street for lunch. The worst part: to get the butter, I stormed in and angrily complained, saying they forgot to give it to me. I never even ordered a pizza. FML
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HowAreYouToday 34

Quick thinking, OP. Try and use that skill and become a con artist :D

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megmichelle45 3

I'm sorry for your financial situation! Though I can't imagine how someone can eat plain garlic butter. Blech!

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smartman136 8

Im just gonna throw this out here. Go to reddit and onto r/RandomActsOfPizza i think they could help you out.

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knoxxx 22

I'm pretty sure stealing sauce from a main chain restaurant of any source will have absolutely zero impact on the CEO of that business. Sometimes stealing isn't actually stealing at all when food establishments are throwing away edible food on a daily business.

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BananerzFresh 12

You should have casually popped in at moms house.

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Frustrated78 11

1. You didn't have to go in all angry. You could have just gone in and politely asked for it. 2. Find a food bank or local church that can help you.

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Dontbelikeme 2

A better way of doing it is get a receipt from someone that just ate some Wendy's and do exactly what you did and get free meals lol just make sure to get the receipt from someone that went through the drive through like a friend or something

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rlyn23 1

You still have access to a computer?

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idgaf528 6

If you're that broke to where you have absolutely nothing you can eat for so long you'd resort to that.. Then how did you pay your Internet bill(or phone bill if using iPhone) so you can post this? If you're so starving and poor, sell your computer .-. Hahaha

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Raum 19

#150 - I'm assuming OP is either unemployed or in need of a better job. Either way, both a computer and a phone can be vital. Many places will only accept online applications anymore (or at least, that's what I noticed from my experience) and I'm sure OP would want a phone that a potential employer could call to set up an interview. Or maybe they're getting paid soon, but after paying their bills had no money to tide them over for the few days between paying bills and getting their next paycheck.

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idgaf528 6

I'm actually just kidding ha I've been there too .-. Sucks when you get your paycheck on the first of the month and you have use every bit of it on bills right away and are broke till next payday -.-

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