By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 23:03 - United States - Chester

Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street for lunch. The worst part: to get the butter, I stormed in and angrily complained, saying they forgot to give it to me. I never even ordered a pizza. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 941
You deserved it 9 763

Same thing different taste

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HowAreYouToday 34

Quick thinking, OP. Try and use that skill and become a con artist :D

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I wonder how did or would you deal with the following or next meal after this? Why not ask your friend or family to buy you something to eat or lend some money from them? And do you have or being looking for a job to feed yourself?

hooligyn123 18

Paying bills is mentioned. I'm guessing they have access to money, just not enough of it.

What exactly is plain garlic butter?

It's butter that has some crushed garlic and often salt and occasionally some other herbs mixed in. Some pizza places include a couple of presealed cups of the stuff, each holding a couple of melted tablespoons, for people to dip pizza or breadsticks into. But essentially, it's just butter.

I think perhaps it's time for a second or.. A third.. Job. May not be ideal OP but it is important that you eat more than garlic butter :( I hope things take a turn for the better, I've been in your shoes.

No_Names 3

I think if you go to Moes you get a free bag of chips

Some pizzerias have pizzas in back that are either screw-ups or cancelled orders. Usually the staff eats them, but I imagine if you explained your situation after asking if they do indeed have any extra pizzas, they'd probably give you a slice or two. I used to do that for a homeless man that used to hang around the pizza place I used to work at. Nobody minded.

You should have taken it to Olive Garden and asked to be seated while you "wait for your friends". Eat the basket of bread and then start crying and say your friends stood you up and leave.

I'm sorry OP! I hope your financial troubles get better :X

So how is that art degree working out for you. :/

upallnight11 19