Health: Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out... - FML

By Jack Shart Jr. - 08/07/2015 15:16 - United States

Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML

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By Out of shape - 21/03/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, I got extremely winded from adjusting my blanket. What a workout. FML

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Couch potato

By Anonymous - 03/11/2020 17:06

Today, I'm so out of shape that my arm ached after lifting chips out of a Lays bag. FML

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Take it easy

By Endrit Begolli - 27/06/2023 00:02 - Albania

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 10:35 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I'm so out of shape, I started wheezing on my way to check my mailbox. Not my physical mailbox, either; my email inbox on the phone I'd left on the table at the bottom of the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 06:00

Today, like every day for the past year or so, I went for a walk. And like every time I go for a walk, I got severely winded halfway through. I have no medical issues like asthma, I’m just out of shape. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2011 19:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML

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Health is overrated

By Anonymous - 16/03/2022 12:00

Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML

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No more!

By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML

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Knackered and shattered

By Out of Shape - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Egypt

Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML

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Cartoonish

By You knock me off my feet - 13/04/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, it's so windy, I actually fell over and nearly flew into the street the moment I walked outside. FML

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panicsdisaster 17

Thursday 9 July 2015 0:08

at least you're getting out of bed. that's a start.

jakers8424 18

Thursday 9 July 2015 0:06

Running out of breath counts as exercise.

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Reedenator 3

Thursday 9 July 2015 6:38

How out of shape are you the rest of the days of your dumb life.

daisynugget 14

Thursday 9 July 2015 7:41

Well there's your sign to start working out and get healthy because this could mean health problems in the future ..

IvyChennyChen 21

Thursday 9 July 2015 8:36

this is a wake up call, OP

MrThump 16

Thursday 9 July 2015 8:37

Use this to motivate you to lose some weight. Cut back in sugar, don't eat anything with over 5% sugar in it.... This is one of the main reasons people gain weight. Up your protein intake and start walking, swimming or anything that gets you moving. Aim for 10 mins of exercise to start with then increase it slowly out to an hour of good intense activity that gets your heart rate up (but don't over do it) In no time the weight will start dropping......good luck!

cheshireau 26

Thursday 9 July 2015 8:45

Well damn son!

wordygirl 11

Thursday 9 July 2015 11:48

I'm assuming you're no Jack Sprat, but I could be wrong. My advice to you would be to head straight to a doctor, make sure you have no underlying conditions and ask for some advice from a medical professional. Best of luck to you Jack!

melanielovejeff 15

Thursday 9 July 2015 14:33

I had that happen once. Get your blood pressure checked. No biggie. Good luck :)

mine___turtles10 13

Thursday 9 July 2015 22:41

1st world problems

bradleyhewitt 13

Friday 10 July 2015 3:28

Fatass

Mercipoo 13

Friday 10 July 2015 6:17

Why did everyone press you deserved it? This isn't an easy fix and it's very hard to deal with, it took me years to get somewhat fit.

LoneWolf2879 20

Wednesday 13 April 2016 19:48

It just depends on how he became fat, if he was a slob the whole time, like say Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers movies, he does deserve it. If the problem is because of say, genetics, it's a FYL,

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