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By Anonymous - 30/11/2011 02:09 - United States

Today, I'm spending time with my granny, with whom I'm supposed to live with for a few weeks. I've noticed that she repeats the last word of every sentence I say, and now I'm wondering how it's possible for me to now be so horrible that I want to punch a sweet 92-year-old lady in the head. FML

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By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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Wednesday 30 November 2011 8:31

Atleast you admitted it was horrible to think it

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Wednesday 30 November 2011 8:31

Old people test my patience too.

Comments

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 30 November 2011 9:56

Admitting it IS the first step to realizing you have a problem.

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 30 November 2011 9:58

Swearing fun w/ Gran! "Will I? ****!"" I need a shite!" etc...

Chad_the_Brony 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 10:10

So if you're yelling at her while beating her up, would she still repeat the last word? Even I feel bad of the thought of laying a hand on my grandparents.

G6chick 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 10:10

It's ok before my great grandma got too senile she always said " uh huh. Mhm. Yup" over and over while u spoke. The whole time u spoke. Just ignore it

JukeboxValkyrie 19

Wednesday 30 November 2011 10:32

You could always play pseudo-emo and not say much while you're with her. Or feign a sickness in which you lose your voice and can only write on paper to communicate.

ramboman19 8

Wednesday 30 November 2011 10:45

Head.....?

Michael_92 20

Wednesday 30 November 2011 10:49

You sir suck. To think that and then post it...I couldn't say that about my grandma ever.

beelzebeeble 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 11:12

She possibly has a mild form of Tourette's. Chances are she doesn't even realize she's saying it.

felah17 6

Wednesday 30 November 2011 19:41

I have a friend who's 51. His name is Wes. He finishes every sentence with "org". He says he doesn't even realizes he does it. We call him," Wes.org" : )

capricornsssss 15

Wednesday 30 November 2011 11:31

For some reason as soon as I read this comment I thought of a character out of the Terry Pratchett books who does this but then that would mean your granny was a grandpa and also a priest but any way you mustn't punch you're granny as they usually make delicious cookies and also repeat the last words of her sentences and see what happens then