Miscellaneous: Today, I'm spending time with my granny, with whom I'm supposed...

By Anonymous - 30/11/2011 02:09 - United States

Today, I'm spending time with my granny, with whom I'm supposed to live with for a few weeks. I've noticed that she repeats the last word of every sentence I say, and now I'm wondering how it's possible for me to now be so horrible that I want to punch a sweet 92-year-old lady in the head. FML

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Today, my grandmother hates me. So much so that I've become a rotten, desperate, and overall evil person with no thoughts and considerations towards other people. My family doesn't know this, but I can never undo the damage she has done to me since birth (as she raised me). I only care about my own well-being, nothing else. FML

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By really mature, GRAN - 25/12/2012 20:59 - United States - El Macero

Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML

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By welptimetoburntheplacedown - 11/08/2014 15:02 - United States - Louisville

Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, it's been one week since my demented grandma babysat my five-year-old daughter while my husband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now she's taken to screaming and calling me a "damn commie" whenever I discipline or say no to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 05:45 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was confiding in my grandma about how lonely I am and how everything in my life seems to be falling apart. While I was in mid-sentence, she rolled her eyes and made a show of removing her hearing aid. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2020 08:00

Today, I had a fight with my grandma again with whom I've been living for four years due to college hostel being below par. She blamed me for destroying her kitchen equipment by extensively cooking, especially at night. I've never placed a foot inside her kitchen since the beginning. FML

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By bribreeeeeezyfreshhh - 06/12/2010 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandmother told me to say "sofa king retarded" really fast. Not only did it take me several attempts to figure out what it meant, I'm now grounded by my mother for having a foul mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2014 21:38 - Slovenia - Domzale

Today, I decided to be nice and pay a visit to my grandma. We ended up playing Scrabble. In between passing wind that smelled like rotting eggs, she kept playing the filthiest words she could, and yelled at me whenever I checked to see if they were in the Scrabble dictionary. FML

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By RyoKioKio - 30/05/2017 20:00

Today, just like every day for the past two weeks, my mother has told me just how much she doesn't want me to move out. I, once again, have had to remind her that she isn't the one I'm trying to get away from. I'm not a fan of being repeatedly smacked with a coffee mug by my 78-year-old grandma. FML

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By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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adameeo 21

Wednesday 30 November 2011 8:31

Atleast you admitted it was horrible to think it

AlaskaKid95 7

Wednesday 30 November 2011 8:31

Old people test my patience too.

Comments

bramberkhout 10

Wednesday 30 November 2011 8:45

Haha laughed so hard! Try to avoid her ;).

zebrapattern 6

Wednesday 30 November 2011 8:49

wow. someday when you're old and are totally helpless, you're going to look back on this and want to kick yourself. old people are old. OLD. have you ever dealt with a clock whose battery is dying? and it's slightly off and doesn't work as well as it used to? yeah. think of that, only a human. do you know how frustrated that old woman must be? knowing she'd not as sharp as she used to be? and then you come along wining you could punch her in the head. No sympathy for you whatsoever.

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 30 November 2011 8:54

It's still an FML for the OP for having to deal with it. Plus, I highly doubt that the OP is actually being a dick to her in person.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 30 November 2011 9:30

Someone has a case of "asshole syndrome". Plus living with her would get on your nerves, now would it?

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 30 November 2011 8:52

Oh, I've heard about this before. It's called Parrot Syndrome.

Mister_Triangle 21

Wednesday 30 November 2011 9:10

Is the solution to feed her crackers and lend her to your hippy friend while you go vacation?

thisseemsfishy 1

Wednesday 30 November 2011 9:15

That would be a really sweet name for it, but Parrot's Syndrome is actually a type of dwarfism. Echolalia is the condition being described and it may be worth taking her to the doctor as it can be linked with dementia though I'm by no means diagnosing based on an FML :P just always worth having a check-up xx

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 30 November 2011 9:20

When I made up Parrot Syndrome in my head a few minutes ago, I never thought to Google it to see it it's really a thing. That seems like it would be pretty unlikely.