By admin1771 - 25/12/2016 17:00 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I'm supposed to go to my girlfriend's house for Christmas with her family. I got a text from her saying that her dad found our used condom package from last night. I'm supposed to be there in 3 hours. FML
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Stranger32 5

Why were you guys keeping the used ones? To cherish the good memories when you get old?

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maritime1992 5

so? better to use protection than to go in raw

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DarianM 18

At least you were safe?

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Birdie27 11

Some people believe that sex before marriage is wrong, so I am guessing that's the situation here.

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janfleury 19

At least you gf called and let you know that Dad knows. Man up. Look him i n the eye and be polite but take what he has to say. After he is done say, I'm sorry your upset but this is something private between (girlfriend name) and me. Be firm but polite. Good luck OP you need it.

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scyth3s 13

Don't say I'm sorry you're upset. That's patronizing and the worst possible way to apologize. better to ACTUALLY man up and hold the ground of "I did nothing wrong. would you rather us do it outdoors behind a dumpster with no protection and be an early grandad? No? Then we'll just use the bed and condoms, then." The whole "I'm sorry you're upset" method of apologizing puts needless blame on a probably already angry person. Apologizing dishonestly or in an accusatory fashion is the worst course of action here.

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samomaha 17

Man up and face him. If you're old enough to do the deed, you're old enough to take the heat that comes along with it, deserved or not.

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sweetpotato301 7

But why should any 'heat' be expected to come along with it if they're old enough?

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epiccrazy 15

My Mom used to throw away all the condoms she found in my drawer. It made no sense to me then and to this day I'm still baffled by this logic.

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scyth3s 13

It does so far more than unprotected sex. Your comment was dumb and you should feel dumb.

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Grizz8831 14

I think it's in reference to the father finding out someone is having sex with his daughter... not some God smiting thing.

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CliffyB03 28

Well, if it'll make you feel any better about the awkwardness, I'll share my story.. he threw away the condom and threw away nearly broken hair clippers. We both were out when his dad went into his bathroom looking for those clippers. He grabbed them from the trash... along with the condom. So I couldn't look his dad in the eye for a few days.

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