Health: Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter... - FML

By batsu - 27/01/2012 06:48 - Canada

Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML

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By BubbaYoshi117 - 07/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2023 18:00

Today, after many hours of practice, I tried to demonstrate my magic tricks to my friends. What wasn't part of the show was accidentally setting my pants on fire and having to put it out with a glass of red wine. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 23:26

Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML

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By Ouch - 19/01/2017 08:19

Today, my hand is covered in blisters because my boyfriend thought it would be fun to set an old insurance card on fire. Out of panic, he slapped the card against the wall in a failed attempt to put it out. Also out of panic, I slapped the flaming wall with my bare hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 01:08 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML

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By crayons128 - 24/01/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

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By nemi - 31/08/2010 22:33 - Norway

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2015 14:27 - France - Paris

Today, my friends showed me a video of me blind drunk last night, getting into a fight with my front door. The door won, unlike my face. FML

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You played yourself

By anon - 25/03/2013 18:31 - United States

Today, I got so drunk that I tasered myself in the balls as a joke, fell down my friend's porch stairs and rolled out into the street. FML

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By one_BAMF - 25/07/2010 05:06 - Canada

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. How? I went to a party with some friends and they each bet me $20 I couldn't lick my elbow. I guess I proved them wrong. FML

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linstar 13

Friday 27 January 2012 11:58

You're a ******* idiot!

kendybendy 6

Friday 27 January 2012 11:59

Haha you totally deserve that! Just be happy you didn't make the bet about it being on your face or your dick

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netdemon 11

Friday 27 January 2012 19:57

I tried that once. Except I put it out by putting my arm into the nearby lake...

msjoyfull84 0

Friday 27 January 2012 20:05

Seemed like a good idea at the time...... Not!!!!!!

Hans888 7

Friday 27 January 2012 20:14

What kind of idiot are you? YDI

neonberries 15

Friday 27 January 2012 20:19

Rules #1 and #2 in the stupid people handbook clearly states that they should not be allowed near flammable objects or a source of fire!

musicluvr2000 11

Friday 27 January 2012 20:31

Oopsies ^o^ there is something calked a brain and you use it

nabila21 0

Friday 27 January 2012 20:43

I would do that :)

prego_05112012 10

Friday 27 January 2012 20:53

******* idiot.

TheWillyErl 0

Friday 27 January 2012 21:21

you were close but you don't soak your hands, you cup your hand pour the fluid in and light it and it doesn't burn :D then you can throw the fire, its kinda cool. I used to do it all the time

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 27 January 2012 22:10

Shit, dude. I've dipped my finger in rubbing alcohol and lighted it and even that's a risk.

CrzyMnky 0

Friday 27 January 2012 22:36

I congratulate your idiotic actions.

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