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By Anonymous - 03/06/2015 10:15 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML

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By aragmir - 18/12/2016 06:10 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while working at a nursing home, I was alone in the station and figured I could sneak one out. It wound up being very loud, and I could hear the faint snickering of a patient in the next room. Every time he saw me for the rest of the day he would burst out laughing. FML

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By janedoe - 12/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I made a patient really happy. I work in a long term care facility and was changing a woman's diaper. While cleaning her, I somehow managed to give her an orgasm with a warm wash cloth. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2018 20:30

Today, I, a man in his 40s, had to be taken to the hospital because I was laughing so hard at an old Disney movie that my diaphragm went into spasms. I stopped breathing and passed out for a few minutes, and my son had to call an ambulance. FML

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By Ashley J. - 01/03/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, my family gathered at my 96 year old great-grandmother's surprise birthday party that was my idea. When she walked in, we surprised her so much that she literally had a heart attack. She is now in the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2018 16:00

Today, my violent geriatric patient was trying to escape the facility. When I intervened, she poked my belly then told me I was squishy and that I might explode. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 11:13 - India

Today, I saw an old homeless man who had just fallen down due to his drinking. Everyone laughed at him, but I felt bad, so I went to help him up. My reward? A quick punch in the face, landing me in the hospital. FML

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By guy - 30/07/2012 03:24 - United States - Avon Lake

Today, I was taking a walk when I noticed an elderly man on the ground, unmoving. Being a registered nurse, I tried to give him CPR. As my lips touched his, he hacked a loogie and spat it into the back of my throat. I swallowed. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:46 - United States - Detroit

Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML

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By helper - 01/12/2009 06:15 - Costa Rica

Today, while dining at a restaurant I heard a women choking. I immediately ran to her, wrapped my arms around her and started giving her abdominal thrusts. She freed herself and slapped me. Turns out she wasn't choking, she was just laughing. FML

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BadDay98 18

Thursday 4 June 2015 7:04

I guess in this case laughter isn't the best medicine

jsni2132 18

Thursday 4 June 2015 7:04

Well, I guess the joke was to die for. All jokes aside, that sucks, OP. Hope the guy is ok!

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mistertbawk420 10

Thursday 4 June 2015 7:10

Anyone else curious as to what the joke was?

JMichael 25

Thursday 4 June 2015 15:26

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get away from Colonel Sanders.

ninjahesten 18

Thursday 4 June 2015 18:14

no it crossed the road beacuse you diden ******* cook it!

psychopolarbear 28

Friday 5 June 2015 15:33

This chicken is so raw, it just tried to sprint across the highway!

jacky75_fml 21

Thursday 4 June 2015 7:11

You made him laugh to death.

TheIronFez 13

Thursday 4 June 2015 18:58

I'm not sure if he died.

Destinee_1 13

Thursday 4 June 2015 7:11

That's like really happy and really sad all at the same time...

kittykat1501 31

Thursday 4 June 2015 7:15

Who put you deserved it?

Secret_Ninjaa 35

Thursday 4 June 2015 7:49

Maybe some people accidentally pressed the YDI button... I do that sometimes. :/

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 4 June 2015 8:08

It's for a badge as well... But he deserved it since the joke caused the heart attack I guess

NateshN 18

Thursday 4 June 2015 13:21

he made the joke, yes, but he still doesn't deserve the bad outcome of it.

ShadowlessSpear 21

Thursday 4 June 2015 18:18

Why does it matter?

TheIronFez 13

Thursday 4 June 2015 18:55

I hate the fact that people put YDI at all!

TheIronFez 13

Thursday 4 June 2015 18:57

Really? You blame the OP for the attack? How was he supposed to know that it would cause a heart attack? Asshole.

drunkturtle 14

Thursday 4 June 2015 7:17

I guess he was dying of laughter Sorry I had to

ona16 22

Thursday 4 June 2015 7:18

I want to know what could have been so funny that it almost or did kill a person. O.o

xwendifferx 16

Thursday 4 June 2015 7:24

What was the joke?

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 4 June 2015 7:34

Laughter is supposed to extend your life not shorten it...

WhoopteDo 26

Thursday 4 June 2015 7:47

I don't think "**** you" was meant as "wow your an asshole" more of a "man, you can't win" to the OP. the former doesn't fit with the rest of the comment. That aside, OP I like most others here hope everything worked out as well as it could, and remember you were only trying to help.

Rented_eyebrows 18

Thursday 4 June 2015 7:50

Am dying to hear the joke now! Please tell us what it was :D

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