Miscellaneous: Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class...

By oooooops - 23/03/2015 00:32 - United States

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML

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By Jessey - 18/06/2009 13:05 - United Kingdom

Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML

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Public speaking is terrifying

By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 08:08

Today, in an attempt to face my phobia of public speaking, I accepted an offer to read to a group of elementary school students. It went well, until I reached a rather funny part in the book and completely lost my composure with uncontrollable laughter. I don't think I'll be asked to come back. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2023 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I had to give presentation at work, for which I'd extensively prepared. However, as soon as I started speaking, I had a sudden panic attack and forgot everything I'd rehearsed. I stumbled through the presentation, feeling the embarrassment steadily grow in front of my colleagues. I almost passed out. FML

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By wheezy - 03/12/2013 17:28 - United States - Bay Springs

Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2010 14:45 - United States

Today, I had to give a speech but I wasn't prepared. I decided to give it anyway. While giving the speech, I got so nervous I passed out. FML

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By siddance - 04/09/2015 18:08 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had an extreme panic attack in the middle of class. I interrupted another person's presentation, burst into tears, and ran out of class whilst everyone looked at me. FML

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By hrs220 - 21/05/2016 21:55 - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2010 23:19 - Canada

Today, I tripped in front of my graduation class of 225 and all of their relatives while receiving my diploma. FML

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The candidate

By anonymous - 05/09/2012 13:51 - Australia - Mittagong

Today, I had to give a speech as part of my campaign for school captain. I was rather happy with it and so I told another candidate my speech. Apparently it was a good idea as minutes later that same candidate stole my entire speech, leaving me looking like a complete idiot. FML

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daydreamer244 13

Monday 23 March 2015 11:32

I bet they did nazi that coming.

iCantKillYou 11

Monday 23 March 2015 11:31

ahaha did people scream HAIL HITLER!!! ?

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Colon_Man 17

Monday 23 March 2015 15:12

I had a situation where the sun was glaring out my GPS. I soon found myself saluting while driving... in the ghetto.

ForeverJasmine 26

Monday 23 March 2015 15:19

That's no one else's but your own fault.

Morning_fml 22

Monday 23 March 2015 15:30

Haha that's okay, man, what's important is that you were able to overcome that fear. And you're possibly one step closer to becoming a ruthless dictator.

garretto185 22

Monday 23 March 2015 15:49

Ouch

Prdmex 4

Monday 23 March 2015 16:12

lmao i picture it getting all quiet...

Paras_800 27

Monday 23 March 2015 16:22

Incoming nazi puns

phoneaddict13 29

Monday 23 March 2015 18:27

I honestly don't know how to react to the puns. I'm a jew living in Israel and I take offense to all the line because the holocaust is NOT a joke and on the other hand I kinda laughed at the puns. *sighh* op- it will be awkward, people wont understand and your life is doomed. jk but I really don't know how you can explain that

MrBlaTi 7

Monday 23 March 2015 19:16

I can't comprehend what makes people do the things they do when they're panicking. I'm not condemming you or anyone else doing weird stuff while in panic...I'd just love to know how ones brain decides to do such a complex, yet rational not understandable movement like a Hitler-salute in front of a graduation class. But btT: I don't think anyone will hold a grudge against you because of this if you're not doing nazi stuff regularly