Intimacy: Today, I made a video for a school tour of my apartment in German....

By Xanadu - 16/04/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, I made a video for a school tour of my apartment in German. The walls in my apartment are thin, so you could hear my sister having phone sex in her room in the background. FML

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By SleepyKirsty - 09/06/2009 13:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out just how thin the walls at my new student flat are. They are so thin in fact, that I can hear the creepy guy next door say my full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML

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By Buzzie - 02/09/2010 21:09 - United States

Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator. I've lived in this apartment for three years. I've been single and horny for all of them. FML

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By holler - 15/09/2011 04:22 - Japan

Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML

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By whorica139 - 02/09/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2016 20:28 - United States - Fremont

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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By OhFseriously123 - 06/08/2009 10:05 - Italy

Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML

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By hornyloser - 02/05/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

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By SADlilAZN - 17/02/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I made a couple of videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I got back from school to find my family huddled around the camcorder, laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Saturday 16 April 2011 12:15

Ouch that sucks. But couldn't you mute the sound or edit it out?

afdude87 6

Saturday 16 April 2011 12:18

haha. hopefully the teacher thought it was hot and gave you an A.

Comments

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:09

"Ja, härter, härter, härter" Your film sounds interesting! I'm sure no one will be bored.(:

BabyBlaze 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 23:16

Lol. Niiiice.

Capt_Oblivious 10

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:26

mich so geil mich dich lieben lange Zeit

itsalwaysYDI 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:39

why are you still living with your sister? But if your in high school--why is she having phone sex that early in age? Kids are just learning this stuff too early.

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:58

It doesn't say the sister is young or younger. Wow, jump to conclusions much?

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:58

It doesn't say the sister is young or younger. Wow, jump to conclusions much?

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:58

It doesn't say the sister is young or younger. Wow, jump to conclusions much?

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:58

It doesn't say the sister is young or younger. Wow, jump to conclusions much?

briidontgive_ 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 23:43

Why have your comments been repeating lately -_-

itsalwaysYDI 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 3:05

well if she is older and they are still living with mom and dad..then that's bad on her part. if she is older and living with him at his apt..still bad on her. if she is younger...then my question is still why does she know how to have phone sex?

lmaoatall 6

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:44

just tell everyone you have a ghost. a phone sex operator choked to death sucking on a banana in your home. you tried a sexerism and she just won't leave.

TraceCase_ 19

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:53

Ha, sucks to be your sister. At least you had some warning and knew better than to extend the visual part of the tour into her room. Some things your eyes can never un-see.