Intimacy: Today, I made a video for a school tour of my apartment in German....

By Xanadu - 16/04/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, I made a video for a school tour of my apartment in German. The walls in my apartment are thin, so you could hear my sister having phone sex in her room in the background. FML

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By SleepyKirsty - 09/06/2009 13:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out just how thin the walls at my new student flat are. They are so thin in fact, that I can hear the creepy guy next door say my full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML

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By Buzzie - 02/09/2010 21:09 - United States

Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator. I've lived in this apartment for three years. I've been single and horny for all of them. FML

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By holler - 15/09/2011 04:22 - Japan

Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML

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By whorica139 - 02/09/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2016 20:28 - United States - Fremont

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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By OhFseriously123 - 06/08/2009 10:05 - Italy

Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML

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By hornyloser - 02/05/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

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By SADlilAZN - 17/02/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I made a couple of videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I got back from school to find my family huddled around the camcorder, laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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XxNinjaDaytonaxX 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 12:15

Ouch that sucks. But couldn't you mute the sound or edit it out?

afdude87 6

Saturday 16 April 2011 12:18

haha. hopefully the teacher thought it was hot and gave you an A.

Comments

indistructo 3

Saturday 16 April 2011 16:52

WEIRD

MyScrewedUpLifeS 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 17:16

kinky. yes, very kinky.

Jrefinne 7

Saturday 16 April 2011 17:29

Just bang on the wall and shout, "halt den Mund!"

AssDan 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 18:24

What exactly is a school tour of my room?

AssDan 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 18:29

*apartment

jenaandtyler4eva 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 18:59

why not tell her what you were going to do so she knew to wait till you were done but fyl for not thinking at all

grapist 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 20:29

Germany,not German?

Ray_of_midnight 22

Saturday 16 April 2011 20:50

"Hoer doch mal auf mit dem Geschrei!" ("Stop that screaming!") "RUHE!" ("Quiet!") (evidently, the comments box didn't understand the HTML entity for the umlauted "o". Fail.)

varkey 7

Saturday 16 April 2011 20:54

you should have just told her to stfu while you were recording the project... or if you didn't realize it until after it was recorded, you could have gone and told her to stfu and recorded it again FYL though cause it would suck to live like that... cause if your sister has "phone sex" often you have to listen to it every time... lol