Miscellaneous: Today, I made exactly 400 flashcards of my vocab that I had to...

By educatttiiioonnn - 26/09/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, I made exactly 400 flashcards of my vocab that I had to memorize. It took me over 3 hours to make them and hours to remember them. Proud of myself, I showed them to my friends. Then my friends notified me I had memorized the wrong section. FML

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By IdiotNursingStudent - 22/09/2014 02:12 - United States - Belton

Today, I was reviewing for a major nursing school exam I have this week. I panicked because none of the material seemed familiar, and figured that I must've missed something during class and now had to catch up. After 4 hours, I finally realized that I'd been studying from the wrong textbook. FML

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Unfair failing

By Mistakes were made - 24/10/2022 23:00 - United States

Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML

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By KJS - 10/03/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I got up on stage excited to recite a spoken word piece that I worked on and memorized for about 20 hours, neglecting other obligations like studying for an exam the next day. I blanked out in the middle of the performance in front of hundreds of people. FML

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Classic rookie mistake

By Anonymous - 04/11/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML

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Pencils down

By Idiot - 16/12/2020 19:58

Today, I took an exam, for which I have been studying for weeks, I was confident at first, but then really struggled with it. I finished with about ten minutes to spare, turned to what I thought would be the end of my paper and found the first page of questions I was supposed to have answered. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2011 17:58 - United States

Today, I took a major test, worth half my grade, not realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML

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By katier8295 - 27/10/2012 12:43 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was writing out palm cards and didn't know if I'd spelled a word correctly, so I stared at it for about 10 seconds waiting for spell check to tell me if it was right or not before I realised I was writing on paper. FML

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By Nic - 23/02/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, I just studied for 13.5 hours completely outlining a book for history. Thirty minutes before the test, I realized I had been reading the wrong book. FML

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At last! Well done!

By dumbgirl4lyf - 01/10/2012 18:24 - Ireland - Monaghan

Today, I finally realized how stupid I am, when I answered a question correctly in class and my teacher started clapping and cheering. FML

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Not prepared enough

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 05:01

Today, I had a maths test and I realised that I'd studied the wrong topics. The teacher said the test would be difficult and I stayed up till 1 a.m. just to be prepared. FML

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MissGrinch 4

Sunday 26 September 2010 9:18

At least you expanded your vocabulary. Hopefully.

perdix 29

Sunday 26 September 2010 15:13

Maybe if you attended class from time to time, you'd know what section everyone else was studying.

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perdix 29

Sunday 26 September 2010 15:13

Maybe if you attended class from time to time, you'd know what section everyone else was studying.

Seba_2020 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 16:16

ydi for not double checking or writing ure hw priperly on an agenda. Although u were responsible n organizedly studied

nikki9tails 3

Sunday 26 September 2010 17:35

hahaha sucks ass op hahahahah

stevenmx86 7

Sunday 26 September 2010 17:59

I'm with comment #2... What kind of life do you have if you're proud of FLASH CARDS?

horneyhic 15

Sunday 26 September 2010 19:34

ydi for being a nerd

nerdsgetmehot 22

Sunday 26 September 2010 19:45

#44 There's nothing wrong with being a nerd. Nerds can at least spell "horny" correctly, apparently unlike you...

l3allin_all_day 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 19:47

lol FAIL

kutekandy 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 21:36

I would probably shoot myself if that happened to me. I'm so sorry.

LiaLovesUu06 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 23:15

that's why you should never do drugs kids!

DonULFonso 22

Monday 27 September 2010 0:02

Don't you learn for *life*, not for the school ;-) ? Consider it a win, even if an accidental one...

SweetNerd 0

Monday 27 September 2010 4:33

Gir!!!

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