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By noooo!!! - 19/04/2012 18:45 - United States

Today, I made my brother go to the grocery store to get some frozen pizzas. Ten minutes after he left, the power cut out. Still no power. Still hungry. FML

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By idiot bro - 06/07/2014 18:04 - United States - Brunswick

Today, after a power outage at my house, my 14-year-old brother was genuinely confused as to why our flashlights still worked if we had no electricity. FML

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By hungry - 13/10/2013 05:23 - United States

Today, I heard that there was supposed to be a huge blizzard heading our way, so I went out to stock up on groceries. After spending $600 on food, I drove home and packed most of it into the fridge and freezer just in time for our power to go out. FML

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By coco1234 - 09/03/2020 12:35

Today, I stood there for 10 minutes trying to fix the toaster, until I called my brother to help me. I'd forgotten that it wasn't plugged in. He now thinks I'm a complete idiot. FML

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By Samuel - 21/05/2010 19:12 - Canada

Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML

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By damnitsam - 06/08/2017 20:00

Today, while making lunch, I passed out. After waking up in the hospital, my brother yelled at me for leaving the freezer open. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2017 14:00 - United States

Today, immediately after placing my order and paying for my meal, the Chinese takeout place lost all power. FML

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By iamlauraheremecry - 27/01/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, my power went out due to a huge snow storm. I was in desperate need of candles and flashlights. I had to walk to the store since the roads were closed. I walked 4 miles in the blizzard. When I got home, the power came back on. FML

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By Zxz - 08/04/2013 21:51 - Canada

Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML

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By FUCKING POWER - 02/11/2013 21:41 - United States - Wixom

Today, there was a power outage at my apartment. I ended up deciding that the power wasn't going to come on any time soon, and that I should go to a hotel for the night. Just after I unpacked at the hotel, my neighbor called to say the power had come back. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2023 21:30 - Australia

Today, during a storm-related power failure, I jerry-rigged an inverter from my car to supply the essentials. In doing so, I managed to blow up the fridge, smoke and all. The power came back on 5 minutes later. FML

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nhlnba2 6

Friday 20 April 2012 0:04

Maybe go somewhere and get some different food yourself? It's not that hard

DocBastard 38

Friday 20 April 2012 0:13

It's a shame grocery stores don't sell things that don't need to be heated prior to consumption. Things like fruit, vegetables, and Twinkies. Shame.

Comments

vbmg152 18

Friday 20 April 2012 3:09

Call Pizza Hut!

ayyemmcee 1

Friday 20 April 2012 3:10

Get on caveman status and go hunt your food.

welshjumper 4

Friday 20 April 2012 3:31

One word: Drive-Thru

harbqll 0

Friday 20 April 2012 3:46

You don't have a gas stove? YDI for being a primate.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 20 April 2012 5:07

Having an ELECTRIC stove equals being an unevolved monkey? What kind of crazy Conspiracy theorist history has Giorgeo Tsoukalos tought you?

lollipop77_fml 6

Friday 20 April 2012 4:05

Own a barbeque? Cook 'em on low heat - amazing!!

PaperCandles 0

Friday 20 April 2012 4:19

Poor thing

mk58 31

Friday 20 April 2012 4:21

What, there's no food at ALL in your house? Where do you live, in a cardboard box where you happen to have a computer?

capnbzarr 43

Friday 20 April 2012 4:32

If you hadn't mentioned that you *made him* get them for you, I wouldn't have had to click "YDI"...

Ticketless 5

Friday 20 April 2012 5:01

At least it wasn't already in the oven.

fuggeditall 0

Friday 20 April 2012 5:53

If you guys had no eletricity, how could you post this FML?

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