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By noooo!!! - 19/04/2012 18:45 - United States

Today, I made my brother go to the grocery store to get some frozen pizzas. Ten minutes after he left, the power cut out. Still no power. Still hungry. FML

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By hungry - 13/10/2013 05:23 - United States

Today, I heard that there was supposed to be a huge blizzard heading our way, so I went out to stock up on groceries. After spending $600 on food, I drove home and packed most of it into the fridge and freezer just in time for our power to go out. FML

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By Zxz - 08/04/2013 21:51 - Canada

Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML

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By FUCKING POWER - 02/11/2013 21:41 - United States - Wixom

Today, there was a power outage at my apartment. I ended up deciding that the power wasn't going to come on any time soon, and that I should go to a hotel for the night. Just after I unpacked at the hotel, my neighbor called to say the power had come back. FML

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Today, during a storm-related power failure, I jerry-rigged an inverter from my car to supply the essentials. In doing so, I managed to blow up the fridge, smoke and all. The power came back on 5 minutes later. FML

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Friday 20 April 2012 0:04

Maybe go somewhere and get some different food yourself? It's not that hard

DocBastard 38

Friday 20 April 2012 0:13

It's a shame grocery stores don't sell things that don't need to be heated prior to consumption. Things like fruit, vegetables, and Twinkies. Shame.

Comments

bizarre_ftw 21

Friday 20 April 2012 18:32

And to think, had you gone yourself the situation would be Completely different Karma?

sexypants123 0

Friday 20 April 2012 20:49

You stoner >.

leviosarain91 0

Saturday 21 April 2012 12:01

Not coming home soon I think

Keyona95 5

Sunday 22 April 2012 3:38

Dude it's called a car. Pick up those keys and drive thru the drive thru duhhhh.

CMooreButz 8

Saturday 2 June 2012 4:00

How about ordering pizzas, you'll get em much faster and it'll be hot, not frozen.

ricosuave_r8 0

Wednesday 6 March 2013 6:42

Josehp kony got niggas locked down in africa and u complainin bout waitin 10 or 15 minutes for a pizza ahahahaha. (Go to the nearest farm) find the largest stallion and eat (the fattestt) dick. Ahaha

chrisp87 11

Sunday 9 June 2013 15:24

God, you complain a lot.

ViviMage 38

Sunday 10 November 2013 7:13

No gas stove?

Comoke1024 19

Wednesday 15 January 2014 21:44

You act like you had no options! Call your brother and tell him to get peanut butter, jelly, and bread. Go to a restaurant that does have power! Order in. Take those frozen pizzas to a friend's and share. You're in America! I find it hard to believe that your only two options were to cook a frozen pizza or starve.