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By Anonymous - 12/02/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2021 02:01 - Luxembourg - Luxembourg

Today, I discovered the man I'm in love with, the only person I've found attractive in the past 8 years, has a girlfriend, and has done for almost a year. I feel physically sick. FML

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By me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

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Saturday 12 February 2011 22:24

YDI for having two girlfriends.

tacobird123 7

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:26

Why cheat in the first place you scum?

Comments

robinsn 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 6:07

Threesome!

im2cool2fml 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 6:14

why is that bad?

hellogoodbye1996 6

Sunday 13 February 2011 6:22

well I hope they both leave you! I hate cheaters.

twilightluver347 7

Sunday 13 February 2011 6:24

yo...

live_love_laugh3 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 6:32

omg u so deserved it!!! ugh hate guys like yu who cheat on girls ???

kapryiath 4

Sunday 13 February 2011 9:36

They cheated too dumbass.

SpankyMcThrust 6

Sunday 13 February 2011 17:24

OMG ur GRAMMAR ******* SUCKS!

Lingonberry668 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 6:33

fail

evandabomb 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 6:29

niiiiice

Allforthelawlz 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 6:30

lol

averageirishman 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 6:39

threesome?

amysousa 6

Sunday 13 February 2011 6:34

ydi. even though you might get a threesome out of it.

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