Love: Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle;...

By Anonymous - 12/02/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

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Today, after I started dating a guy and a girl simultaneously to keep my options open, they turned out to be siblings. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2021 02:01 - Luxembourg - Luxembourg

Today, I discovered the man I'm in love with, the only person I've found attractive in the past 8 years, has a girlfriend, and has done for almost a year. I feel physically sick. FML

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By me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

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Saturday 12 February 2011 22:24

YDI for having two girlfriends.

tacobird123 7

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:26

Why cheat in the first place you scum?

Comments

Taq_fml 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 4:09

three some beeotch

mask724 7

Sunday 13 February 2011 4:47

I agree

iloveloosy12 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 4:10

A) that's intense and crazy B) if course this is california

mrmerino 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 4:21

stand up, slow applause. you sir, OP, are a god among men. all men want to be you. you are: the most legendary man on earth. I will write you a song.

xxxjj18 2

Sunday 13 February 2011 4:50

Lol when they're together they probably talk about how they're so much better at giving each other orgasms than you

kaitlynlovemee 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 5:13

YDI... your cheating on them anyways

Faith13 16

Sunday 13 February 2011 5:24

Sounds like it's time for a threesome!

newfiegirl 8

Sunday 13 February 2011 7:57

against bisexuals 43? you suck ! and pree sure girls do iit better anyways ;)

nikki9tails 3

Sunday 13 February 2011 8:25

ydi for cheating you are all bad but bad isn't all that bad anymore I'd have fun with it but you will probably be dumped

theskaven 2

Sunday 13 February 2011 6:19

And this is bad... how exactly?

Plutous 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 6:25

THREESOME!!!

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