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By Anonymous - 12/02/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

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By me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

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Saturday 12 February 2011 22:24

YDI for having two girlfriends.

tacobird123 7

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:26

Why cheat in the first place you scum?

Comments

cycle227 3

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:59

You're just one lucky bastard...a 3some on a silver plate...

Whorebiscuits 4

Saturday 12 February 2011 23:00

YDI for having two gfs for not asking for a threesome for not asking for a sex tape and for not being good enough for one or both.

xNikkiez 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 23:05

You definitely can though...;) Depending on the person.

venomlash 9

Saturday 12 February 2011 23:09

Looks like polyamory is written in the stars for you...

nixom1334 6

Saturday 12 February 2011 23:10

be optimistic and see this as a good thing ; )

duburich 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 23:10

you have no clue how lucky you are? let the least favorite get mucked while you pound the tightest lol

rattusrattus 18

Saturday 12 February 2011 23:11

YAY IRL YURI! OP's girlfriends: dump him and be happy.

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 12 February 2011 23:14

Your life is a New Order song.

EvilSpirt 5

Saturday 12 February 2011 23:16

Lets make a twilight saga about this! Actually I'm pretty sure this is twilight- alice, bella, and edward! XD

suprmidgt 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 23:27

you sir are an idiot!

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