By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 10:26 - United States

Today, I made the mistake of sneezing in front of a hyper religious customer, who for ten minutes blamed the incident of shifting weather patterns that signaled the return of Jesus, who was as she explained, upset about the abortion rates in America and President Obama. FML
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Xarin 0

Y'know, I'm Christian, and I love Jesus, and all that... But I just can't stand people like that...ugh

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perfectwinds 0

Haha I love hyper religious customers. When one found out I was pregnant she literally reached across the desk, grabbed my head, and said "GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR BABY!" really loud. I couldn't stop laughing after she left.

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arms_akimbo 0

That's not a religious person, that's a complete loon.

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s4ucy_ 0

oy, crazy ******' religious nuts.

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deathproof_fml 0

Everyone is upset about Oblahblah the socialist pig. Not just Jesus.

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dspadres 0

Religious fanatics who feel the need to preach every chance they get, especially without reasonable provocation, deserve to be shot.

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donaldthegrump 23

I'm Roman Catholic, but jeez those people piss me off.

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DigitalCat 4

I think you meant hyper-superstitious to the point of insanity...

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