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When did you people ******* forget that evolution is a widely accepted practice and theory MAINLY because it actually shows HARD SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE, did you fools forget that the bible was a BOOK WRITTEN by a group of MEN who were obviously smoking some VERY STRONG DRUG, not saying that its not an accepted belief but i would rather believe something with promising evidence rather than a book written thousands of years ago by some delusional old men. AND IM A CHRISTIAN!!!! And this whole shit on bashing Obama, **** You Fools, Racists, Bigots. And Religion didnt cause many of the wars in History, IGNORANCE DID!!!!
Since when is sneezing a mistake lol aaaaaand if it were me in your situation I would've told her to take her hooplah else where.
i've been wondering how to respond to this fml the entire way through reading the comments. and i think #134 summed up everything i wanted to say. to clarify something else, not all those who are christians or even religious are crazy zealots out to annoy others into a belief. you're all welcome to "annoy" us with yours. we'd love to talk.
#140, How can you discredit the Bible and be Christian? Unless you only discredit certain parts of it as allegories, I don't understand. Also, everyone who disagrees with Obama is not racist. Maybe I missed some of the moderated comments, but no one has said anything racist here. I agree with you about your last statement though, except it has caused many, but the other commenter (too lazy to find the number) was wrong in saying that all violence is created by religion. That's absurd, unfounded, and ignorant.
GO OBAMAAAA 8)
WOW... #140.. How can anyone who thinks the Bible was written by a bunch of high old men and that it holds no relevance or authority today be a Christian? I don't care how you justify it, you're not. So stop using that title so the rest of us look as stupid as you. I agree completely with #144. I am so sick of everyone treating Obama like he is the end-all be-all of human existence. It is great that he is the first black man to be president, that is amazing and commendable and super admirable, however him being black or other candidates and presidents being white has NOTHING TO DO WITH POLITCS. Maybe if people didn't get so caught up on his skin color then they would have been smart enough to vote for the BEST candidate, and realize how unrealistic and dangerous his policies are given the economy. But I seriously just CANNOT understand how your mind works... it blows me away that someone can actually call themselves a Christian and deny the Bible of it's authority. By the way, do some research on evolution. Last time I checked it was a theory, a theory that was being more and more disproved each year. Read a book.
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Y'know, I'm Christian, and I love Jesus, and all that... But I just can't stand people like that...ugh
Haha I love hyper religious customers. When one found out I was pregnant she literally reached across the desk, grabbed my head, and said "GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR BABY!" really loud. I couldn't stop laughing after she left.