Miscellaneous: Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

By uHazFailedTotall - 03/03/2010 21:18 - Norway

Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

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uHazFailedTotall 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 22:30

my brother pushed me, and I tripped into the snow, where there was an used condom.

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UberFail79 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:10

...while someone was using it.

orangesodaftw 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:10

How the hell do you fall face first into a condom? They are not even big enough to faceplant into.

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BorisTheDrunk 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:33

not just anyone can do something like that... at least u have talent. lmao

silvermoonstar3 3

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:34

I've seen used condoms outdoors in public walkways...

cantdeleteaccount 2

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:34

i dont no about u #22 but #25 is win

lolwtfwasthat 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:34

amen tweet amen

orangesodaftw 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:35

@#9- Haha

Person1233 12

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:45

Orange Penises. It first originated at strip clubs filled with guidos.

UberFail79 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:30

Nope!

Kurai_tenshi 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:39

that's pleasant...

Fedor_is_KING 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:39

This FML brings up far too many questions. Questions I don't think I want answered.

mistyeyes 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:40

43th!!

Anonnamus 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:44

69! Oops. Wishful thinking. Anyway, OP, was the condom being used at the time you fell face-first into it? If so...win?

PsychoMerk 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:48

Lol. I'm pretty sure that falling into your own **** doesn't make it better xD

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