By uHazFailedTotall - 03/03/2010 21:18 - Norway

Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML
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my brother pushed me, and I tripped into the snow, where there was an used condom.

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orangesodaftw 0

How the hell do you fall face first into a condom? They are not even big enough to faceplant into.

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LmFaO4realz 0

ok u need 2 include more details how the f did u fall face first into a used condom was it like just there I mean what the f?

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Anonnamus 0

Who gives a ******** with a condom on, anyway? Isn't that taking safe sex a little too far?

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strandedinalimo 0

You can get STDs like herpes around your mouth too. Good job.

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Anonnamus 0

I should have specified. I mean that the blower was wearing the condom, not the blowee. I fail.

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strandedinalimo 0

Maybe it's like a female condom for the mouth? haha

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cryssycakesx3 22

I think those are called a dam.

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maskedman 9

The OP sounds like every shady looking woman that has ever provided me with fellatio.

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katiebabe93 0

how would that happen?

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FAOOLT 0

I REALLY wanna know how this happend? wth!

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jett_0621 0

That is just f*cking gross dude. Haha. You should have watched where were your going. Maybe you could trip your face into the ground instead of the condom haha.

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saucyfizzle 0

was it your moms?

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Fabby_fml 2

This seriously requires further explanation.

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Yeah, I just saw one today actually while walking to school, then farther on I saw a wrapper for one lol so perfectly possible to trip and fall onto the ground where there just happens to be a condom. Unlikely, but possible. Way to beat the odds, OP! :D

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