By uHazFailedTotall - 03/03/2010 21:18 - Norway

Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML
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my brother pushed me, and I tripped into the snow, where there was an used condom.

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orangesodaftw 0

How the hell do you fall face first into a condom? They are not even big enough to faceplant into.

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Giorgio272 2

dang blood. WTF you got used rubbers lying around for. man or woman up and take it bitch yo deserve it.

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smokey420 2

you managed too so you were doing it purposefully then? ydi

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jonny2x4 0

YDI for sneaking around in dark, secluded alleys looking for some action.

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llorens460 0

You fail how does that happen you dumbass!!!!????

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Freeze_fml 16

I remember in elementary we had to do a cleanup around the school. Long story short, had to explain to the 4th grader that the used balloon she picked up wasn't a balloon. This FML seems legit, although I'm not sure how you randomly trip in public.. into a condom.

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Norwegian_Wood 4

Are you a dog, and you started choking and your owner had to rescue you? If so, FYL. Hahaha. In all seriousness though, unless it was yours, FYL OP.

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KaitHud 0

Yuck. How the **** do you manage to do that? I mean, are you some disgusting pig that can't pick up used condoms? YDI for being a slob.

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FatMooseEars 0

shut up fuckwad maybe it wasn't his **** off suck my dick

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