By Anonymous - 21/08/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party, my psycho grandma stood up, called for quiet, and engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" and advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating, plain and simple". FML
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Friaza 29

Sometimes old people just don't deserve respect...

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oops_im_fucked 8

Not this one...

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oneleggedbeauty 0

I was being sarcastic... However, I wonder what'd she say if she was sober

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gTOtheT 7

It never said she was drunk... Just psycho...

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emilo_fml 0

Well isn't that nice words of wisdom... Not

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asoptavlo14 6

Well isn't that a nice comment... Not

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castrosabeast 7

Hey guys the 90's called they want there phrase back!

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sguitaradam 5

Hey, the 80's called and they want their 'hey the *decade* called and said they want their *object* back' joke back.

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iJasper 8

107- LOL I know right? xD

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emilo_fml 0

Well arnt you a bunch of nice people to a kid that had cancer.

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nc21690 19

sounds like grandma wont be invited to the next family event.......

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whatsittuya 2

She must have watched Dane cooks stand up comedy.

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waileybeem1994 1

Well that's messed up sorry :(

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Buttsexpirate 9

"you groom, if you want a successful marriage, **** the bridesmaid. And you my granddaughter take this. It's the number of my other son, go and **** him too.Cheat as much as you can!"

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