By Anonymous - 21/08/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party, my psycho grandma stood up, called for quiet, and engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" and advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating, plain and simple". FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 328
You deserved it 3 142

Same thing different taste

Comments

Mr_Soups97 3

old people dont know when to shut up

She tried to give the result from her experience

Granny's just upset because she can't pull ass like that at her age

As daniel tosh puts it, "you need to plow a 4 to appreciate an 8"

skwonkie 4

Your grandmother is brilliant.

n_epic_fail 14

sounds like a sensible drunk old woman ;)

Dress up as the grim reaper and stand by her bed while shes sleep and wake her up and pull out your hand and say its time.

Wow gee grandma what a great advice you give someone at the after-party, :P wonder how her marriage went. Hope u the best marriage though, ignore the advice tht ur grandma gave u lol :D