By Anonymous - 21/08/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party, my psycho grandma stood up, called for quiet, and engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" and advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating, plain and simple". FML
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Friaza 29

Sometimes old people just don't deserve respect...

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ImmortalRiot 1

Restrain that Bitch

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MerrikBarbarian 9

actually, speaking from a social research perspective- she's probably right... though swinging/polyamory is better then cheating.

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charlotte100 2

FYL, I'm getting married soon and sooo not ready for family embarrassment.

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glompable 19

This reminds me of something in one of Dane Cook's acts... when he said he met a nice old couple and asked the guy what his secret was, and he said it was to cheat xD Ahh... old people.

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prostheticsynthe 0

My grandpa has asked my friends how much they cost for the night. "Old people burning old people burning put your hands up!"

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Mitzi_doll 0

122-You got that from "I kill people" by Jon lajoie, right? I love that song. And if u didn't get that from there, I feel stupid..

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lovelife55 3

lmao at least this will make a great story t tell ppl. hope someone got it on camera!

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