By crapedup - 10/10/2011 23:11 - United States

Today, I mentioned to my wife that we should try marriage counseling. She responded by denying it while throwing a carton of milk at me. FML
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robertlovespi 3

Throw cookies back at her? That's how we solve things in my household.

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sicnesses 6

Sounds like a DAIRY bad day!!!!! PAGAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHhhahahahah... Oh man... He he he.. Oh God.. Oooooh man... That wasn't funny I apologize

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WhitneyRuinous 6

She wanted to make sure you had your Calcium for the day. :)

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kei1108 13

That's physical abuse. Please get help.

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stacianichole 2

You should get help too.

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ReynshineCutting 10

Oh waa. Enough with the "that's abuse" crap. If she has a habit of chucking things at his head on a regular basis when they argue, then that would be considered abusive. If she half heartedly threw it in frustration, or whatever it's not abuse.

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Brotha_Lou 5

There's no reason to cry over spilled milk

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Epic_Times 10

OP good on you for trying. She sounds like she has the problem lol. You didn't nag her did you? Cause women can snap. Like the time I pissed my Mum off as a kid and she threw a shoe at me once...

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Epic_Times 10

OP good on you for trying. She sounds like she has the problem lol. You didn't nag her did you? Cause women can snap. Like the time I pissed my Mum off as a kid and she threw a shoe at me once...

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

My mom threw a sponge at me in a fit of rage once. I was just glad it wasn't a contraceptive sponge.

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