By Ltl_Dust_Bunny - 23/03/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 882
You deserved it 9 492

Same thing different taste

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Whoa...You actually MET Tom Cruise?

And how is your life f*cked as a result of this?

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xsydbabyx 0

'Cute guy' is awsm! You should give me his number. I saw the aliens too. True fax. - S.

and did you know that tommy was 12 years old when you were having coffee with him?

Is it just me or does this FML make the poster seem totally shallow?

Perhaps it was a test? To see if you were really worth his time? Doubtful but just a hopeful suggestion.

Harris97 0

Now that's the kind of guy you marry. It's not as bad as when I met my ex-boyfriends parents. They were talking about how they thought they seen a UFO the night before.

destructo90 0

yeah that sucks and I completely understand.... my ex (when we were going out) once decided to tell me he used to be a which and used magic spells but he quit doing it because he thought he was cheating life... ugh that was rediculous

z_simon_44 0

Have you ever seen the movie Independence Day, granted the people who have alien encounters are freaks at first, they end up being the heroes . So when aliens attack, I want to know who this guy is so he can protect me. The only ones who are ready and prepared for the impending doom are the freaks that we cast out from society.

SK25Reboo 0

Well I don't know about aliens, so much as the possibility of zombies, various mindless humanoid creatures, and yeah aliens, all of which are most likely extra dimensional beings which isn't hard to figure out with minimal research :3 let the training begin. Idk, though, how is that an fyl, op? My girlfriend now, and those I've been with before have found this an interesting topic whenever I bring it up, they seem to have no problem with it and like me more for it. -Mr.Boo,Re