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By Ltl_Dust_Bunny - 23/03/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. FML

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By Maddi - 04/05/2016 02:55 - United States - Houston

Today, I went on a coffee date with a man I met online. His "friend" had tagged along. We were having a good conversation, until the friend pulls out his laptop and says, "So let me tell you a little bit about our travel business," and talked about a pyramid scheme for an hour. FML

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By notnerb - 19/05/2009 10:13 - New Zealand

Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML

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Smooth

By firstdategonebad - 12/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML

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Sounds like a keeper

By Rae - 30/03/2023 10:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed really nice. However, halfway through the date, he started talking about how he was a flat-earther, and believed that the moon landing was faked. Oh, and that birds aren't real. I had to endure another hour of his conspiracy theories before I could finally escape. FML

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You deserved it 141

By holyshitbatman - 09/11/2012 04:53 - United States - Toledo

Today, I started dating a seemingly normal guy. Not even four hours into our relationship, he began telling me that he can see spirits, dead people, and that I have a large black dog following me everywhere I go. FML

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Get out of there, fast

By LeaveMeAlone - 23/02/2021 22:56

Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML

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You deserved it 131

Fake news

By sayno - 12/11/2010 11:06 - Switzerland

Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML

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You deserved it 11 315

By blueglover - 27/03/2012 07:40 - United States - Perris

Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML

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By lamesauce - 15/02/2009 10:32 - Canada

Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML

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You deserved it 3 055

By nononame - 10/03/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML

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Monday 23 March 2009 20:09

Whoa...You actually MET Tom Cruise?

cchamp27 0

Monday 23 March 2009 20:08

And how is your life f*cked as a result of this?

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sakamya 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:31

That's kinda sorta awesome. Why's than an FML?

zissou319 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:37

and you let him get away!?!?

AllieCat999 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:46

Oh, that's not TOO horrible. Same thing happened to my mom, actually, except he told her that there were people living on the moon, and that they were the ones who actually ran Wal-Mart. Swear to God. And once a really freaky guy was hitting on me and wouldn't back off, so I told him that my father was a Don in the Mafia. *Shrug* It happens. Btw, # 9, I love you. You're great. Marry me? Lol

snow_cloak 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:56

You should've told him to bend a spoon for you. Usually you'd think people who act like that look more geeky, with frizzy hair and all.

YouGotJizzed 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:58

Some guy mentioned something in the news while I was getting my haircut a few weeks ago. He sounded like he knew what he was talking about. Up until the vast conspiracy theory that the Earth was only 3 million years old and there are two suns in our solar system part.