By Anonymous - 09/12/2009 13:27 - United States

Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML
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Brukernavn 0

Note to self: Don't marry while still a horny teenager.

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escualida 0

YDI for marrying someone because of a threat... grow a pair!

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lkb307 21

F the bitch. let her do it leave her for the other one or no one but run run very fast

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alr158 18

Wish we had a follow up on this one, how did it end?

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Martnikk 15

Why do you care if the b'tch kills herself. Don't miss this chance OP

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BigD3452 6

Call her bluff. And if its not a bluff you still win. Just don't reproduce with that one for the sake of us all

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cherro 5

Go put her in one of those homes for the mentally disabled and then file for a divorce If that doesn't work then sorry bud can't help ya

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Rianokami 22

Take the dare. Accept the challenge.

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Schala360 27

Just leave your wife,its not your problem if she kills herself

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Mooglefox 23

If there aren't any kids in that marriage, leave her

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fantasyworld 37

Tell the cops about it. She's also emotionally abusing you.

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MidnightThorn 2

Get divorced anyways, send her into an asylum and be done with her already! Don't let her dictate your life, idiot...

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