Love: Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty,...

By Anonymous - 09/12/2009 13:27 - United States

Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML

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By hungryman - 14/07/2009 21:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

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By BoredRunner42 - 07/09/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML

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Still a better a love story than Alien vs. Predator

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, the girl who I had a desperate crush on in high school 25 years ago, and who would never go out with me, told me that she was actually head over heels in love with me, but was so cripplingly shy that she couldn't say yes. She's divorced now. I'm married. FML

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Self-esteem boost

By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 00:10 - United States

Today, I have been dating an incredibly gorgeous woman. She had a poor self image and after the longest time, I finally convinced her to seek counselling to help her self esteem. It worked. So well in fact that she just broke up with me because she "finally realized she could do so much better" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2022 01:00 - United Kingdom - Barking

Today, my daughter has been such a bridezilla that her fiancé actually dumped her. He treated her well, was handsome, and rich to boot, while still working at his career, yet she couldn’t calm down enough to see she was ruining her life. Now, after the breakup, she's moved back in with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 13:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML

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We had a deal

By Tea biscuit Dunka - 27/07/2022 04:00

Today, it appears that when in high school I made one of those "If we're unmarried at 35, we should marry each other" deals. Well, this afternoon she turned up at my house. I'm not married, but I have a pregnant girlfriend. She claimed a girlfriend doesn't count so our promise is still binding. And yes, she had the crazy eyes. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 07:36 - United States - Goodyear

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

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By theuglyone - 14/11/2016 19:40 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML

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By Sub - 04/12/2009 01:14 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML

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Brukernavn 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 20:18

Note to self: Don't marry while still a horny teenager.

escualida 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 20:19

YDI for marrying someone because of a threat... grow a pair!

Comments

toongler 23

Tuesday 23 December 2014 6:21

if shes threatening to kill herself because of you, it is not only manipulation but also abuse. Put your happiness first. For the most part, people who say stuff like that usually dont mean it.

Shrekie_fml 23

Saturday 24 January 2015 9:42

Dude, if your still with her and that other chick is still into you just get a divorce. It's not worth staying in a relationship that you're not happy with.

hardy24 9

Sunday 22 February 2015 4:40

Just remember, there's always someone out there that is tired of her bullshit...as for your wife, call her bluff, and if she does actually do it then you're free to be with someone you actually want

Solano2580 24

Monday 23 February 2015 0:35

Simple solution, get a recording of it, divorce her, and get her put in an asylum

chadminer337 9

Saturday 16 May 2015 21:03

Call her bluff

treewolf 5

Friday 3 July 2015 1:07

YDI for being pressured into an unwanted marriage.

stridick 9

Thursday 9 July 2015 2:29

that's emotional abuse, divorce her

Wolfipoo 31

Monday 13 July 2015 18:58

Call the suicide hotline, arrange for her to be picked up to get some help, get the divorce, and enjoy the rest of your life with someone you care about.