By Anonymous - 09/12/2009 13:27 - United States

Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML
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Brukernavn 0

Note to self: Don't marry while still a horny teenager.

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escualida 0

YDI for marrying someone because of a threat... grow a pair!

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DannyXR 3

Your wife is nucking futs.. Dump the crazy broad and get with the girl of your dreams

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pokeroots 0

**** it divorce rate is so high just be another statistic and say **** it be happy it's your life

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DeafWolverine 8

you honestly deserve it for caving in to her mind games..if she kills herself..its the devil's problem..not yours lol

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serenek 6

your wife is bluffing, ditch her and go with a nice girl.

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newburton13 26

Go with the other girl. You shouldn't have married her just because she threatened suicide. You let her minipulate you.

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niklyla 0

Get rid of her she sounds like she's holding you back from having a fun and fulfilling life

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deltoramastr 12

That's her problem dude if you aren't happy then leave her its her fault if she is to crazy to get the fact you don't like her

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kemando 22

I met a girl who I liked, brains, beauty, shared interests (gamer, anime), and then she flat out told me I'm unattractive after we'd been talking and hanging out for 2 years. -.-

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anthony99 14

Sounds like the plot of The Heartbreak Kid

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