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By erin - 04/02/2010 14:51 - France

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Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cybersex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML

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Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML

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By Anon - 05/12/2009 14:19 - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try cybersex, because we rarely see each other these days. We only used text. Halfway through, I noticed that she started being more demanding. As it turns out, my girlfriend had left the room and her older brother had walked in and taken over. FML

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By diddlysquat - 14/01/2009 08:49 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML

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By LittleRed - 05/03/2012 08:45 - United States

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Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML

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By DL06 - 08/04/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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By WhatALetdown - 25/11/2015 00:26 - United States - Danbury

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Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML

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By j.b. - 02/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband thinks its okay to have an online girlfriend and have naked pictures sent to his email because he's not "physically touching, making love, or kissing". The sad part is that the online girlfriend gets more action than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2024 12:00 - Canada

Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 03:49 - France

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Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

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By mylovelifeisanepicfail - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML

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bhsnare 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 20:10

then dump your boyfriend and save him the trouble of having an unloyal girlfriend, ya?

zbarnett88 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 20:12

You know, it does take more than one person to have sex. maybe you should get involved and help you bf please you more. or just keep getting frustrated and cheating on him...

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dabears1011234 27

Thursday 24 July 2014 9:19

You disgust me.

ramborachi 10

Monday 25 August 2014 1:00

Bitch.

getorearie 11

Tuesday 11 November 2014 2:59

******* cheater learn some morals.

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 21 December 2014 19:00

Where are your morals? Don't cheat, YDI.

dom_g 19

Friday 3 April 2015 4:59

you're a ***** erin

superguydude200 5

Tuesday 7 April 2015 2:04

CHEATER CHEATER PENIS EATER

criley221 19

Wednesday 27 May 2015 19:11

you are pathetic...just dump your boyfriend, the guy online didnt do anything but make you want to cheat...that's why you thought it was "so much better"...*****

hurley12 30

Thursday 30 July 2015 19:27

YDI cheater

blackjack159 11

Thursday 21 January 2016 16:23

PLOT TWIST: the guy she's cybersexting IS her Bf 0.o

Subcontinent 14

Saturday 5 March 2016 15:02

Yeah probably because in cyber sex its your fantasy - you can say whatever you want and pretend that's what's happening, and whatever he says you can imagine exactly as you would want it - "I'm going to **** you" becomes your perfect sex whereas your boyfriend can't read your mind. I guarantee it wouldn't be as good with your cyber sex friend in real life

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