Intimacy: Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cybersex I had... - FML

By erin - 04/02/2010 14:51 - France

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Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cybersex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 18:00

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Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML

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By Anon - 05/12/2009 14:19 - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try cybersex, because we rarely see each other these days. We only used text. Halfway through, I noticed that she started being more demanding. As it turns out, my girlfriend had left the room and her older brother had walked in and taken over. FML

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By diddlysquat - 14/01/2009 08:49 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML

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Mind games

By LittleRed - 05/03/2012 08:45 - United States

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Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML

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By DL06 - 08/04/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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Disappointed

By WhatALetdown - 25/11/2015 00:26 - United States - Danbury

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Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML

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By j.b. - 02/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband thinks its okay to have an online girlfriend and have naked pictures sent to his email because he's not "physically touching, making love, or kissing". The sad part is that the online girlfriend gets more action than me. FML

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Don't cheat

By Anonymous - 04/08/2024 12:00 - Canada

Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 03:49 - France

Spicy

Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

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Catfished

By mylovelifeisanepicfail - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML

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Top comments

bhsnare 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 20:10

then dump your boyfriend and save him the trouble of having an unloyal girlfriend, ya?

zbarnett88 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 20:12

You know, it does take more than one person to have sex. maybe you should get involved and help you bf please you more. or just keep getting frustrated and cheating on him...

Comments

Grimstarable 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 23:29

You're sort of a *****.

xo_sweetheart_xo 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 5:33

*****

MissLyonsBaby 4

Wednesday 6 July 2011 1:48

It was only better because it was new and exciting. You're just bored.

painterpeace 0

Friday 5 August 2011 7:56

wow your cheating on your boyfriend... ****

stevenJB 25

Thursday 22 September 2011 21:19

*****!

keyt1347 1

Sunday 2 October 2011 22:03

is that considerred cheating??

pleasuretown 7

Monday 3 October 2011 18:34

****

ashleeh0718 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 5:42

CHEATER!

brayrox33 6

Sunday 29 January 2012 17:47

****!

thetoxiclion 4

Thursday 9 February 2012 9:14

Cyber sex?

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Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

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Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

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Today, my kids and I have been ecstatic about them being back in school. After a year on Zoom, they couldn’t wait to get back into the classroom because every day they bring home something new and interesting. This time, they brought home a cold so bad it’s knocked me flat on my ass. FML

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Today, at work, I was supposed to have an easy two-hour shift, after which I was planning on attending a party that had been arranged to celebrate my graduation. Nearly six hours later, I am just getting home after being super busy and shorthanded at work for hours. I missed my own party. FML

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Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML

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Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML

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Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML

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Today, I was pulling my trolley luggage at the airport when I passed two cute girls smiling at me. Thinking I looked real cool, I kept on walking without paying heed to anything else. Then my brother shouted, asking me what was I doing, only to realise that the handle had come off a few metres back. FML

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