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By erin - 04/02/2010 14:51 - France

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Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cybersex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 18:00

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Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML

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By Anon - 05/12/2009 14:19 - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try cybersex, because we rarely see each other these days. We only used text. Halfway through, I noticed that she started being more demanding. As it turns out, my girlfriend had left the room and her older brother had walked in and taken over. FML

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By diddlysquat - 14/01/2009 08:49 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML

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By LittleRed - 05/03/2012 08:45 - United States

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Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML

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By DL06 - 08/04/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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Disappointed

By WhatALetdown - 25/11/2015 00:26 - United States - Danbury

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Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML

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By j.b. - 02/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband thinks its okay to have an online girlfriend and have naked pictures sent to his email because he's not "physically touching, making love, or kissing". The sad part is that the online girlfriend gets more action than me. FML

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Don't cheat

By Anonymous - 04/08/2024 12:00 - Canada

Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 03:49 - France

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Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

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Catfished

By mylovelifeisanepicfail - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML

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bhsnare 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 20:10

then dump your boyfriend and save him the trouble of having an unloyal girlfriend, ya?

zbarnett88 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 20:12

You know, it does take more than one person to have sex. maybe you should get involved and help you bf please you more. or just keep getting frustrated and cheating on him...

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e_stone_85 3

Monday 27 February 2012 4:58

I am not sure what to mark this as. Honestly I hope your boyfriend breaks up with you if there is not an open relationship because even computer sex is still cheating. And if the sex is not that great either communicate openly about what you like or just get another boyfriend. But don't cheat.

bmxryda89 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 1:18

You know the thing about cyber sex, it's not real I'm sure your boyfriend can say things to

naulty 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 0:32

I hope u get dumped

Gagle 0

Wednesday 9 May 2012 22:48

How would you feel if your Bf did that?!? I say you get what you deserve! Hope he leaves your ass!

yotyler 0

Tuesday 12 June 2012 0:51

Wanna have cyber sex with me?

Emily9352 13

Sunday 15 July 2012 7:00

Wow. Major YDI for cheating and having cyber sex.

BriarRussell 0

Friday 27 July 2012 23:34

That's cheating?

PhishloverA 14

Friday 17 August 2012 9:16

YDI for cheating on your boyfriend. Maybe it was only cyber sex, but it's still cheating

remixedmouse 0

Saturday 25 August 2012 10:26

Cheating *****

imthebombdigity 2

Sunday 11 November 2012 22:50

Wow, way to act like a ***** by cheating on your bf. I have no sympathy for you.

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