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By accidentalslut - 07/08/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I met a hot guy at a club and we really hit it off. We went back to his place and we got down to business. After, I noticed he had an iPod Touch on his nightstand. I complimented him on it and he responded with, "Yeah, my girlfriend gave it to me as an anniversary present." FML

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By desperate - 26/09/2009 14:15 - Denmark

Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 20:23 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML

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By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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By luvizwar - 18/09/2009 23:27 - Australia

Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 12:17 - Australia

Today, I was alone with a work acquaintance at lunch. A noise came from his pocket; he whipped out his iPod Touch and said "Sorry, I have to take this," before walking away with the iPod to his ear. Not only did he not want to talk to me, he thought I was stupid enough to confuse an iPod with a phone. FML

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By ultraattitude - 22/04/2012 07:01 - United States - Union City

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2018 15:00

Today, I spent a nice night with the guy I’ve been madly crushing on for the past year. When he went to the bathroom and left his phone unlocked, I looked at his photo album and saw photos of my house, my room, me sleeping, and my naked body. FML

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Think before you speak

By Takuma - 20/05/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML

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By csgocockblock - 27/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Jenks

Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML

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qwertyuiop8989 0

Friday 7 August 2009 22:59

It's just sex....it's his fault...not yours

Signposthead 0

Friday 7 August 2009 23:24

Why would you complement him on his ipod touch, if it was like an iPhone signed by a famous person a could see it, but come on

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drzhottie148 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:50

He never said the still went out. So he could be single

drzhottie148 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:53

He never said they still go out. He could still be single.

superking91 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:56

Who cares that it was a one night stand? It's just sex, and I doubt that either of them expected this to become a relationship. Also, what if the guy lied at the bar and said he was single?

she_wolf 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:56

that's what you get for fxcking random guys, you bar slxt.

viral_fml 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:57

Complimented him on an iPod? Wtf?

Nightfallz 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:59

there is nothing accidental to being a ****. YDI

bad_day2 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:05

#33-I think you said this in the most respectful way as pm anyone else that's commented this. And I'm one of those virgins that could have sex and have had plenty of opportunities but am holding off until I am married. I don't think it's right that OP had sex with someone she didn't know but you guys don't really know her situation...she could have just made an exception for this guy she'd hung out with for a few hours and thought seemed really sincere. Maybe it was the first time she'd had sex with someone she barely knew...you never know. Don't assume the worst. And even if she had before,(I'm no "feminazi" at all) but this man is more guilty than the woman. The guy could have easily told her even before just flirting for a little bit but let alone before sex. Yeah, he sounds like the biggest "****" here although OP is no angel herself for not asking or having sex with someone she just met. Guys do this kind of thing all the time, it's just that most of the time, the woman wouldn't be "slutting around" when she had a boyfriend. It's partly YDI and FYL.

deliapearl 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:14

WTF are you complaining about? Same thing happened to you last week.

FlaminYawn 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:14

she might've given it to him a while back and then they broke up, although incorrect, he might've been saying girlfriend in past tense...just like if he said "my ex-girlfriend gave that to me", which would probably be past tense, but could also be a present tense statement if she's a really cool ex.

shaeto 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:16

wow, why is everybody so goddamn angry at this woman?!? jesus christ, it's not that much of a YDI. also, how do you know they didn't break up? he wouldn't throw away an iPod touch just because they weren't together anymore.