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By sad - 24/04/2009 08:18 - United States

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML

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By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML

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By loser - 19/10/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML

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Jot that down

By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 02:00

Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML

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By jonas_93 - 05/04/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML

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By anthony - 25/11/2015 12:32 - Luxembourg

Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML

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By sofuckingembarassing. - 11/02/2013 19:19 - United States

Today, I spoke to my crush for the first time, and after a while he asked for my number. Ecstatic, I took the first piece of paper I saw out of my purse. I wrote it down and gave it to him, but he handed it back and said, "You might need this." It was an appointment card for my therapist. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 04:24 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I worked up the courage to give a guy my number. I wrote it down on a piece of paper, tore it in half and gave it to him. Later, I noticed I'd given him the wrong, blank half. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 07:32 - Australia

Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML

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Classic

By Noname - 24/02/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number, "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue." He told me, "Yeah, sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away, I read his note, which read: "911". FML

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alki_fml 5

Friday 24 April 2009 16:16

His loss! Looks like he's stupid after all.. i'd call that a lucky escape

blowyourspeakers 0

Friday 24 April 2009 16:22

Why didn't you say anything?

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LaceyGracie98 0

Monday 24 January 2011 18:52

ok obviously he's a creep from getting so many rejection hotline numbers that he would have memorized it by then consider yourself lucky!

Agentbat 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 4:09

Actually fhl

Super_Salo 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 3:55

FHL for knowing that number. you're good. It's his loss.

suxs4ulol 22

Monday 31 October 2011 6:11

wow, he had one to many breaks ups

Raistlin6 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 8:53

What is your number?

nerdy96birdy 8

Saturday 14 January 2012 17:43

Nevermind OP, he sounds like a paranoid douche anyway

writergirl23 19

Saturday 18 February 2012 10:53

You probably have one digit different or something. And that 'really cute guy' has been rejected before.

HighGTurn 12

Sunday 1 April 2012 7:15

I hate it when people don't explain themselves YDI that shit out of that one

kkrazyangel 16

Saturday 13 April 2013 18:44

Hey if he's familiar with the rejection then it says something about him!

asherah14 7

Saturday 8 February 2014 16:00

Should've stopped him and asked him to call the number right there to show him your phone when it rang. Problem solved.

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Nice guy

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