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By dancer101 - 04/02/2011 15:01 - United States

Today, I met my daughter's boyfriend, who she hopes to marry. I asked what he does, to which he answered, "I'm a Flamencologist." Flamencology? The study of Flamenco? Huh? FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2022 11:59 - United States - Marquette

Today, my mother met a new member of my band. He's a piano player from Mexico City. She introduced herself as my mother, then asked him if he spoke Spanish or Mexican. This lead to a long talk about how they speak Spanish in Mexico too. She didn’t believe him. FML

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By ??? - 22/12/2024 03:00 - United States - Edison

Today, my husband started taking language classes. Not something sensible like French or Spanish, but fucking Latin! Why the fuck would anyone learn Latin? What a stupid fuck. FML

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By needurlove - 15/04/2012 06:49 - United States - Sandpoint

Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML

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By spanishsucks - 01/04/2012 03:01 - United States - Livingston

Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2016 16:35 - United States - Overland Park

Today, at my daughter's fundraiser, I noticed that a guy with a face only a fist could love kept staring at her. I said "Beautiful, isn't she?" Before I could tell him to keep it in his damned pants, he replied "Hah. She's my girlfriend, dude. Total beast in the sack." Complete news to me on both counts. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2023 06:00

Today, I was talking to a smokin' hot Cuban sorority girl. She told me her mom only speaks Spanish, so she translates for her. Without thinking I said, "Oh like Chewbacca and Han Solo?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 22:33 - United States

Today, I found out that all the everyday Spanish words and phrases my boyfriend has been teaching me have very vulgar meanings. I found this out after I said a few to our waitress. FML

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By shockedgirl - 16/01/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2012 16:02 - United States - South Bend

Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML

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Friday 4 February 2011 19:07

Flaming Gynocologist?

Sammy_Baby 0

Friday 4 February 2011 19:06

Yes. The study of flamenco.

Comments

afml6 3

Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:55

flamenco is a Hispanic dance, very passionate and beautiful but a flamencologists? stupid

PolBig123 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 2:17

a flamencologist is an expert in flamenco... learn words before you comment them

PolBig123 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 2:10

So where is the FYL part in this FML? your daughter is lucky i tell you!

ilovenoah 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 16:36

i woulda been like hmmm okay show me some moves then mexican cowboy!

zyzy92 8

Saturday 18 June 2011 14:27

Perhaps i can shed some light? FLAME-ECOLOGIST.

megaaann_fml 9

Friday 29 July 2011 8:51

Oh, so we're gonna play Grammar Nazi? Bring it on. The word 'or' needs a capital, since it's the start of a sentence. Both of the 'too's don't need quotation marks, as no one ever said either. And to finish it all off, you needed to finish the sentence with the proper punctuation, like a question mark or a full stop. Checkmate, bitch.