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By cdestarac - 10/01/2012 06:07 - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2015 02:41 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML

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By herANDi - 03/04/2009 06:10 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2023 10:00

Today, for the first time in two years, I met my ex-girlfriend. I was drunk. FML

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By O0hdear - 27/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Humble

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2016 12:28 - Italy - Verona

Today, my fiancé and I had to attend a wedding. Problem is, I suffer from a severe form of social anxiety. Since I was getting too close to a panic attack, he suggested drinking some wine to help me stay calm, and it worked. Up until I got drunk and threw up in the middle of the restaurant. FML

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By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 17:48 - United States - Portland

Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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SilverHand 5

Tuesday 10 January 2012 16:13

You got engaged without meeting his parents before?

dumboears 8

Tuesday 10 January 2012 16:06

I'm sure they loved you..

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HondaCivicSi 3

Wednesday 11 January 2012 5:21

Wouldn't mind being intoxicated if I had to meet my in-laws.

Sisseyy 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 5:58

Your doing it wrong.

HermanPE 2

Wednesday 11 January 2012 9:38

Busted, if theys till like you after that then your one lucky bastard.

lolmonster34 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 13:38

Desireev yea he kinda does I agree with Watever his name yeeee get wasted foo

shakrnbake 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 15:27

It really sucks if they are squares!!!

AdolfShitler 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 21:39

Next time get them wasted drunk!

Okayitwasme 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 2:18

Should have said , No.... ! Then I would have gotten up and checked the room for a camera!!!!!!!!

gregorygreg87 12

Thursday 12 January 2012 18:38

No shit Sherlock...

Escalators 1

Monday 16 January 2012 2:28

Good job dumbass. If you thought that was a good idea, then I guess I know why you thought it would be a good idea to try getting sympathy from internet nerds about your poor decisions. YDI

HighasaCloud 46

Tuesday 14 July 2015 3:24

OP never said it was a planned introduction. The parents could have surprise-visited their home for all anyone here knows. Way to assume and look like a complete bellend. Now who's the dumbass?

chubby_choco 17

Tuesday 17 January 2012 22:40

...yeah, if you knew you were going to be meeting them, that probably wasn't the best idea.

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